我終於都打敗哂所有既筆試幻魔,成為鬼武者啦!

我今日打敗左教育統籌局局長既幻魔王李xx既一大爪牙a-mad屎啦,諗起都令我興奮,我只有1條甲部唔識咋,4條乙部有3題差唔多做哂,只有一條講向量既唔多識,唔好誤會我d向量唔掂,係我唔明佢想我做d咩先唔識做,而且時間夠,無謂諗即!

諗住去玩啦，點知冇人去玩，ｏｋ　ｆｉｎｅ，番屋企打機！

d人話7x分以上拎A,如果係真既,我就應該都有A或者B,不過個標準好似真係好低,110拎到7x就A,咩全香港既考生最高都都只係拎唔到100?最勁o個個110都拎唔到100?我唔係好信,話哂都有名校既學生丫!

今日一早搭輕鐵，田景站見到豬君同傻珍,我拍拍豬君博頭,佢好似冇咩反應,望左過黎又望番過去,完全無視我既存在!我再拍一拍,佢今次又望,又望番高d,終於都見到我啦!佢地仲好大聲咁嗌,"e?麥振軒?黠解你o係度既?""我諗當時成車人都知我個名啦!所以我良景站就落車(其實係轉車姐,唔關佢地事)!

去到呂明才啦,我好似見到徐洛軒,我跟住入啦,我都係見唔到正面,我再行就唔見左佢啦!咁我企o係條樓梯度,諗起頭先豬君話吳茵茵都係呂明才考,咁我行入去,山行六,七步,見到男人,望到佢之後再望左面,見到主席,阿翟,學低,茵茵,連我同男人,6個5d!聽講去李林明既5d團員有成十幾個,我好想去呀!男人一見我,就話"e?老麥喎!"見到主席文進同阿翟溫得好努力咁,我就手上連紙都冇一張,好似我好有信心或者我好懶咁!

考完,傾左陣,我就去左市中心同媽咪食野,佢未出門口,我o係扒王之王等佢,等等吓聽到阿琪把聲,原來我冇聽錯,真係佢,仲有卓2,聽到佢地講pizza!say個hi之後,傾左一陣,佢地入左去pizza hut啦!阿媽冇幾耐都到左啦!今日見到9-10個5d同人,正呀!最正係我咁多日都見唔到口臭上校呀(老唐),希望我oral見佢唔到啦!

點都好啦,我已經練左好多英文粗口等著6月21爆比d考官聽架啦!咩shit呀,fcuk(名牌黎架)呀,what the hell of呀,咁囉!

role play必殺用語:

我會問佢最last o個題"maybe it's the time you told me the reason why you are here?"[講個理由我知點解你坐o係度?](語出tv game:resident evil 4)

又可能問"what the hell of this public exam?"[呢個公開試究竟做咩'狠'野?](改編自tv game:resident evil 4)

又可能同考官講"what's the name of you neighbor's dog?can't remember the name?a senior moment perhaps!"[你鄰居隻狗叫咩名?諗唔起個名呀?可能你有老人痴呆症!](前面係老作既,由can't remember開始語出tv game:resident evil 4)

考完之後同個紮馬尾既女仔講"it's over!"然後搵機會迫佢講個no字,再講"you right,it just the begining!"[已經完結啦,迫佢講個no字,再講你講得岩,呢個只係一個開始黎咋!](語出tv game:biohazard2結局)

discussion必殺用語:

o係同人討論時叫其他考生望著個考官話"oh!there is a bitch in red dress!"[那邊有個仆x著件紅色裙](語出tv game:resident evil 4)

當比人窒,人地又暗示佢有左右手o係度,考完派隻右手黎打你,你可以話"you are right hand's come off?"[你隻右手可以脫離你既身體?](語出tv game:resident evil 4)

當你突然煙隱起,想食煙,同佢地講"OK!i have a big,important question,do you have smoke?"[我有個好重要既問題,你地有冇煙仔?](語出tv game:resident evil 4)

睇吓我d英文幾勁,包拎A呀!邊個話打機學唔到野架?拖佢出去打把啦!