呀餅..`生日快樂!*{你生日..應該唔會昆我既=]}

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E?!..原來糸個日同AR宜打錯電話個條友WO..打黎做乜?!..尋仇@＠"!?!

OHOH...`原來岩岩放工..做WAITER麼?!..定廚房{佢話做餐廳}

返緊屋企都打黎=______="...同你唔糸好熟咋喎!!我其實好似唔色你=．="...

１打黎...就問LEE問囉..DIU U MA HIGH 咩...\０/"..知道糸咁就唔比電話佢啦!"..

又拿屎上身=__________________="..`SHIT.........A＊

上次已經比洋蔥頭玩左1次電話啦!!"..ALISON..我記得糸你...

幹麼用我電話黎玩人電話唔用133咖?!!?!?!?!?!"佢打返返轉頭呀!"...

妖...我諗左勁耐...佢話我上次唔糸玩佢電話咩?!我心諗,,,色你老鼠咩!"..

成日都玩電話咖啦..鬼色你乜Ｑ春春旦治[哈哈...rainbow成日講春春旦治咖!＊]

糸糸糸...講返個個呀餅...佢琴晚打黎...---------同我傾電話................

你都好意思囉...糸咁叫我講秘密...做乜咁憎個余俊輝!"..糸咁迫我講=．="..

講乜都好,,可唔可以唔好講佢?!...你同我講乜我都得...糸佢唔得!"\０/"吼吼吼∼

之後同佢講左２個中".......以下糸其中既話題.......佢同我講既野....

我以前有條女住你個邊咖...以前成日搵佢..搭車都搭到窮...

以前有條女叫我做者朱古力先生

我屋企有隻狗...都唔知佢想點

佢個fd比女呃左成萬蚊

佢以前d威水屎....

問我中2食咩朱古力...中2咩色...

問我對愛情既睇法...最深刻既事

問我中２食乜....以前條仔點既樣..靚唔靚仔...

問我住邊...屋企有冇細佬妹...

問我呀爸呀媽對我好唔好

講佢自己呀爸走佬...外面有第2個女人

以前同佢條女糸公園到錫錫...點知比警察叔叔查身份證!!"

佢以前條女...有個好似日本妹....

佢同佢以前d女分手既原因...

佢生日..........`問我咩樣

叫我開電魯同佢玩msn"

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總之就好多好多!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!佢個口唔干咖?!....糸咁講講講...

我個陣其實有少少眼訓=_________="呢幾晚都３點幾4點先訓...

又話送朱古力比我...-．-"屌....

又問糸咪溝佢...比個頭位我=．="...收皮！

返你個屋企啦....企糸個公園到講電話...陣間警察叔叔塔你呀!

糸咁同我講粗口*Ｏ*...你OFF LINE啦!"好啦...我生日快樂都講埋啦...

唔好再打黎煩=W="....

今朝好早起左身啦...10點幾11點就起左身...暑假都未試過咁早....=．="..

玩電腦啦...玩仙境LOR"識左個叫血腥既PK"...

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我真糸好想ｘｙｚ你....`大佬呀..................唉..

等我以為邊個打我手提=．="...SHIT U MAN!"...

佢問我..做咩呀?懶豬...糸屋企有冇野做呀?...岩岩打比你幾次唔聽既?

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