★熱身運動
[01] ×做咩要做依個1oo問? 比k!o 點-3-
[02] ×係邊度拎咖?k!oi個bl0G
[03] ×做過1oo問未? 好似第１次做呢''
[04] ×甘多問題您係咪答得晒咖? of coz了'']]
★您會.......
[05] ×嘩.您答埋依條電腦會輕機! 輕左再算,,
[06] ×您間學校有人染左豬仔病! 咁傳播比多d人吧...
[07] ×您考試平均分與實分數高左10分! 爽!!
[08] ×您部新買既手機跌左落水! 超o,,
[09] ×行行下眼鏡跌左! 汁番佢-3-
[10] ×您銀包多左1舊水! hapii!~
[11] ×5分鐘後會地震! 試下地震ge fu都唔錯''-v-
[12] ×飲水哽親! 順其自然
[13] ×住邊區? 唔答,(9唔搭8滴Qs'')
[14] ×同隔離鄰舍熟吾熟? 五拾五拾
[15] ×住幾樓? 19是也XD
[16] ×有幾多個廁所? 1個=v=''
[17] ×係吾係高清電視? 吾系....
[18] ×電視有無J2台丫? 當然有,,
[19] ×雪櫃係1層定兩層定3層? 2~~
★經驗......^_____^`
[20] ×有無試過上堂電話響? 番學唔開機= =(好耐冇帶Tel了!!)
[21] ×有無同異性k1ss過? n0
[22] ×有無去廁所無廁紙? 有=b=
[23] ×有無俾父母打過屎忽? i don't know''
[24] ×有無剪過冬菇頭? 冇掛...
[25] ×有無俾人排斥過? 艾東撈...
[26] ×有無飲過酒? 有!!
[27] ×有無偷過野? 有~
[28] ×有無去過網吧? 乖乖女當然冇na,,
[29] ×有無俾人偷偷地除您條褲/裙? 冇掛...
[30] ×有無俾人爆過任何AC? 有都唔出奇'']]
★朋友...
[31] ×最Cheap? 全世界=.=''
[32] ×最低b?全世界=.=
[33] ×最cooL? 我cool ma!>?
[34] ×最為食? me,,
[35] ×最中意發脾氣? me.....
[36] ×最自大? 艾東撈'..
[37] ×最擦鞋? a字頭戈位..
[38] ×最中意挽人? 全世界,,
[39] ×最長頭髮? me,,
[40] ×最煩? 未諗到''
[50] ×最潮? 好多fd都潮呢'..
[51] ×打字最快? 羅k..
[52] ×行路最慢? 我老媽子...
[53] ×成績最屈機? 5知'..
[54] ×最中意唱K? 吾豬
[55] ×最中意食sushi? 我=v=
[56] ×個名最好聽? 個個都咁怪'..
[57] ×個袋最靚? 好多都好靚呢',,
[58] ×電話號碼最好記? 6676.',...
[59] ×屋K最好挽? 冇去過人hm'.
[60] ×髮型最靚? 唔夠某d人靚'..
★學校...
[61] ×校規嚴吾嚴? 嚴爆!!
[62] ×俾吾俾帶電話? 唔比..
[63] ×俾吾俾放頭髮? n0.
[64] ×俾吾俾係樓層食野? n0.
[65] ×可吾可以係課室食Lunch? n0.
[66] ×贊吾贊成小食部減價? Ys!!
★囍歡...
[67] ×銀包咩款? tough
[68] ×袋咩款? 名牌袋
[69] ×鞋咩款? adiii , nk , k-sweet ..
[70] ×眼鏡咩款? 黑-3-
[71] ×手機咩款? S.E
[72] ×衫咩款? 吳豬...
[73] ×咩飲品? 樣樣都5錯.. *v*
[74] ×咩SUSHI? 3文魚
[75] ×伴侶類型? 睇到時感覺,,
[76] ×朋友性格? 了解我.傾倒心事..玩得
★大膽...
[77] ×用條利睇下舔吾舔到手肘? 全世界都唔得na= =
[78] ×入閘個時企係閘口睇下會吾會夾住您 ? (唔知你up乜'')
[79] ×同您啊媽唱"我的心里只有您沒有他" 佢like..
[80] ×用鎖匙扣個圈扣住隻腳扯公? 咁無聊唔做..
[81] ×打去m記問佢係咪KFC? 冇咁得閒玩呢d..
[82] ×用個釘書機釘下自已d頭髮 ? 點釘先!>?
[83] ×禁Alt+F4 * 得閒有緣再試...
[84] ×承上題.您吾係真係禁下化係呀.. 禁左我就唔會計續答na'..白痴!!
[85] ×用絲襪裝奶茶-v- 裝倒再算..
★夢想... v____v`
[86] ×殺死邊個老師?全世界滴老師!!
[87] ×挽死邊個同學? 識ge都要玩,,
[88] ×想邊個同您講我愛您? 我愛的`
[89] ×想搭咩車減價 ? 飛機
[90] ×同邊個明星訓教? 棒棒堂 / 超克七 / 鬼鬼 / 黑Girl哇!!
[91] ×想知邊個中意邊個 ? 戈個鍾意邊個lr
[92] ×依1刻想得到d咩? $$
★表情 ....
{即如果以下情境發生.您會有咩表情?
[93] ×叮噹同大雄打交 ? -0-"
[94] ×海公同迪尼合併 ? =口=
95] ×您好朋友搶左您條仔/女 ? \______________/
[96] ×去廁所無廁所水 ? .0.
[97] ×您最中意既明星係您隔離住 ? @v@ ; xD ; *v* ; x)
[98] ×地下有1000蚊? $v$
[99] ×依個100問作得好吾好 ? = =
[100] ×想吾想作者再作過 ? 唔想,,因我唔想sid我時間答100問'..
點點名:(以下人請做這個100問.吳做系屎忽鬼)
1.Ella蕉
2.Renee
3.Stary(做左請開bloG,,不要密碼封'')
4.Conn!e
5.Tinny
6.萍妹
7.Chok Wa! Hou
8.側田
9.UnCheng
10.小花,,
(已上有某些問題由k!o代寫'..即我抄答案''
終於答完,,爽爆!!)
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