唔經唔覺原來已經踏入12月,係時候等死.

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暫時唔講d唔開心野住,而家好想同大家講下英文.

其實之前已經好想打,不過最後都係冇打到.

不過今朝睇報紙話容祖兒俾個商台dj寸英文發音差,搞到我更加想打呢篇野出黎.

今朝睇到呢篇新聞之後,第一個反應係覺得得啖笑,我唔覺得驚訝因為我一向都覺得香港人讀英文讀得好鬼難聽(我唔會condemn accent同捲唔捲脷既問題,因為我地始終唔係native speaker).

而且個問題好似冇乜改善.

大致上有兩個主要毛病:

- 讀錯字.我就覺得讀得唔好聽都算了,但連個字本身個音都讀錯既唔該檢討下.

- 發音冇tone.我地讀中文都有高低音啦,讀英文一條直線咁好哽耳遮.

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而家無線個個禮拜日有"最緊要正字",可惜係講中文,我覺得講下英文好過啦,因為真係好少呢類講英文既節目囉(我介意你請我做主持架!當做義工又點話?!<----------有冇咁大方呀?!^^).

我呢排有個夢想(其實亦都係幻想),就係開班教人讀英文,就咁諗下,幻想下都好鬼開心架!

其實學語言最好就係細細個學.但可恨既係而家d教師(either中學or小學)自己都讀錯,咁d學生點會唔錯?

有時教d小朋友讀英文果陣,都唔敢教佢地正音點讀,而要讀番大圍人讀既音,因為佢地一定會質疑,因為我地讀得同佢既老師唔同!

我到而家都仲係好concern就係點解英文響香港咁普及,但點解國際音標呢樣basic得黎有好鬼重要既野唔教呢(以上兩個毛病我覺得同呢樣野好大關連囉!)?

相反,以前既中國內地(而家既內地差唔多跟番香港模式,好早有得讀英文),小五先有得讀英文,但有一樣野實教兼一開始就教既係,國際音標!

你學普通話都要學拼音啦!咁點解英文唔使學音標?!簡直係本末倒置(呢期好鍾意講呢個字,因為對好多野都好不滿!)!

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就算我幾想教人讀正確既英文都好,但一隻手始終打唔響.都係算啦,錯既又唔係我.係果d以為自己讀arm既人大大聲咁讀錯遮.

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Practice Corner:

- Permutation, Combination (呢個係我覺得有史以黎d人讀得最錯最難聽既一個字!)

- Differentiation, Integration

- Information

- Interfere

- Produce, Reduce, Introduction, Introduce, Provide, Society, Opinion, Police, Potato, Tomato

- Argumentative, Representative

- Committee, Emploee, Payee, Drawee, Trainee

- Debut, Depot

- Penalty, Penalize

- Contribute, Distribute

- Create, Creature

- Resolution

- Teenager, Adolescent, Juvenile

- Photograph, Photographer, Photography, Photographic, Photographically(呢一set字好記得係隻衰龜響我中三果時考全班,話有人可以讀arm晒就有一個優點,當然冇人拎到啦!)

- Bygone

- Undertake, Understand, Underneath, Overcome

- Enormous, Tremendous

- Successful, Accident, Accessory

- Message, Percentage, Heritage, Language, Damage, Image

- Posture

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暫時咁多啦,一時間諗唔到喇,其實錯既仲有好多囉!!

我打得出黎就唔會話"讀arm冇獎"既.

如果有人可以一次過響我面前讀arm晒(即係冇我以上所講既兩個發音毛病)全部字,我會請果個人食一餐飯.

記住!要係一次過,唔準錯!

自己練下啦!