之後...奶進佢返到屋企之後....同佢媽媽講....
奶:[mummum...我點先可以好似rocky咁大隻呀..?]賴生眼有淚光咁問...
奶媽:[做咩呀..仔仔!!?你咁樣細細粒好似鼻屎咁咪幾q~~]奶媽同班師奶傾緊計..所以亂答!~
奶:[算!!~我問建朗仔~]奶進就跑左去客廳打電話喇....
奶:[喂..唔該搵x建朗呀..]好有禮貌既小朋友呀...
朗:[..................................我係..]基於建朗哥反應遲鈍...所以過左五分鐘佢先答..
奶:[你反應可唔可以快d姐....!!!~]奶進唔耐煩..
朗:[.......]諗緊點答....
奶:[唉,,算..!!係喇..你最近man左bor...點解既..!!?]奶進好認真咁攞埋筆想抄低朗所講既野...
朗:[............................我....長大...啦..]整句說話..足足用左10分鐘黎回答..
(由於時間關係....詳細既談話內容省略....)
奶:[哦...我明喇...係咁..byebye!!~]賴進未等朗回應就cut左線...
朗:[........咦..無聲既..........喂喂喂...............]遲鈍既朗...仲未發現奶經己cut左佢線..就一直喂落去..
(成日夜晚....奶進都冇訓過...係度做緊d唔知咩野...第二日...)
文:[係喇...唔知賴華進佢會變成點呢...]文好想知道奶進既大變身...
美:[一夜之間邊有可能變到咁大隻bor...仲話要大隻過rocky...]就係美講完呢句之後..奶進入黎喇..
(奶進將一個rocky既紙牌公仔剪左個頭...然後塞自己個頭入去...但明顯係太細...)
文:[嘩...你好"大"隻bor~~賴華進...]文明顯串緊佢....
奶:[連你都覺....丸子~~我而家大隻過陳X林喇..你中意我嗎...??]奶真係覺得自己好大隻...
丸:[大隻冇用架...矮!!~]丸子呢句HURT到奶進無地自容...但仲有一句HURT到佢個心粉碎...
PREFECT:[呢位鼻屎咁細粒又係度扮大隻既同學....麻煩你除左呢個牌佢...]男人婆PREFECT講中重點..
奶:[呀....................!!!](呢一刻..奶進就好似見到千千萬萬個姚明話佢矮咁....好HURT!!)
(唔講奶進喇...講返豆丸戀...丸子飛左奶進之後...又繼續昅返佢粒豆豉..)
豆:[喂,,靚女..望咩呀..]豆望住丸子講...(P.S.豆豉見女就叫靚女...)
丸子心諗:[嘩..!!佢留意到我望佢呀...佢仲叫我做靚女TIM..好感動呀....]丸子腦海裡幻想緊同豆係草原上跳舞..
豆:[痴線....]豆豉唔理丸子....繼續同林志翎傾計...(丸子望唔到...因為佢家幻想緊D*級片段..)
(唔講豆丸戀住...講返文既戀情先~~~~~)
(文而家每次見到HANDSOME BOY佢都會嗌...)文:[PAUL...PAUL...PAUL呀....]發花癲...
(BREAK既時候....文去TOILET...見到HANDSOME BOY...文佢....)
文:[嘩...HANDSOME BOY呀...]太大聲喇....比佢聽到...
PAUL:[THANK YOU...]之後佢一路望住文...一路笑住走....
美:[你得米啦...]就係美講完呢句既時侯.........佢都見到佢一生中最愛....
係邊個!!?下集再講~~
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