見到今日麥嘉恩個樣勁DOWN囉,,

佢地話麥嘉恩同佢條仔SD緊SMS,,

之後LEMON就返左黎,,

佢對住我係到笑,,我又對返佢笑,,

我本來仲以為佢,,唔記得左E件事TIM,,

以為佢扮咩都唔知TIM,,點知佢對住我笑,,

冇幾耐,,D人都差唔多返哂黎啦...

我個班既女仔,,又係到寸我,,話lemon係個到呀,,

頂佢呀,,跟住何佩仲衰到想拉我落lemon到呀,,

不過好采閃得快,,如果唔係,,跌左落佢到,,

肯定比人寸,,之後8點到就上課室,,

LEMON入左黎之後,,係到同我SAY HI,,

跟住我咪HI返佢囉,,跟住佢又問我,,

我幾時中意佢,,我都講唔出口,,

咪叫佢係MSN問我囉,,第一堂係科學,,

又要測驗啦,,真慘,,第2堂係音樂,,

又要做工作PAPER,,悶到死,,

到左數學堂啦,,上次叫左我地背個D,,

今日要我地背返出黎,,LEMON攞左我個本

黎抄返要背D咩,,佢又唔問隔離個個借,,

搞到個個連家欣,,係到望住我笑,,

好似想寸我咁,,頂,,而家日日返到去都比佢寸,,

跟住佢抄完比返我啦,,之後佢問我,,

比佢銀包佢睇,,咁我就攞返D相出黎,,

佢又叫我比攞左出黎個張相比佢睇,,

我咪話唔比囉,,佢問左我好耐,,跟住就冇問到,,

點知有一張冇攞到,,比佢見到,,

個張仲係勁樣既TIM,,唉,,真慘,,

不過佢都冇寸我,,如果個個係俊既話,,

佢一定會寸我呀,,佢睇睇下老師望左過黎,,

佢就擺左落櫃筒到,,我叫佢比返我先,,

因為我仲有一張相未攞出黎,,廢事比佢見到,,

攞左出黎之後就比返佢,,佢就問我,,

我擺左D野落去,,定係攞左D野出黎,,

我就話攞左D野出黎,,佢就問我隔離個個,,

佢攞左D咩出黎,,我係攞左張貼紙相出黎,,

佢又叫我比佢睇,,我就話遲D先啦,,

跟住個個連家欣又望住我地笑,,

又係到寸我,,又話真係好羨慕你地呀,,

擺明玩野啦佢,,跟住佢係盧文龍耳邊,,

唔知講左D咩,,好似係叫佢幫佢攞我D相比佢睇,,

咁我咪係個袋到攞返張相出黎擺係裙袋囉,,

佢睇完我個銀包之後,,就話比張相我睇啦,,

我就話唔比,,佢就話你唔比我睇,,

我就唔比返個銀包你,,我就話你死啦,,

咁我就緊係唔比張相佢睇啦,,

隔左一陣,,佢就比返個銀包我,,

佢又問過我,,個D相係咪同我以前條仔影,,

我就話唔係,,佢好似成日都想見佢咁,,

跟住佢又問我攞張相黎睇,,

咁我就比張貼紙貼佢睇,,

睇完佢就比返我,,佢又問另外一張呢,,

我就話唔比,,一定唔會比佢睇,,

因為個張係細個個時影既,,

跟住就做功課啦,,做做下LEMON問我E題數點做,,

佢隔離個個就話識,,我教你呀,,

LEMON就話唔洗,,我要佢教,,姐係我

之後咪教佢囉,,到左小息,,

因為E個小息好短,,得兩個字,,咪係到做埋D數佢囉,,

做做下LEMON彈D水比我,,咁我唔知邊個整啦本來,,

跟住我就彈左句粗口出黎,,頂整咩呀,,

跟住一望,,,原來係佢,,佢問我借PAPER巾,,

咁咪借比佢囉,,借完之後,,佢又叫我比佢睇,,

我話唔得,,佢問我張相擺左係邊,,

我話擺係裙袋到,,你攞到咪攞囉,,

跟住佢就用件冷3整住隻手,,佢真係走去攞,,

佢某低左,,咁我驚得制就推左佢落地,,

我都唔知會咁大力,,跟住佢就問做咩推開佢,,

佢就叫鄭若恆黎扶佢起身,,

跟住就打鐘啦,,佢就返左埋位,,

而家就係ENG堂,,做個D既作文改正,,

咁我就做數學啦,,因為我都未做完,,

做完之後LEMON話你咁快做完既,,

跟住佢比左本簿我,,話幫我做埋呀,,

我咪幫佢寫題目,,佢話D字要寫樣D,,

幫佢寫完之後,,咪比返佢囉,,

佢就話做咁小,,幫我做哂佢啦,,

我采佢都傻啦,,咁我咪繼續做ENG作文改正囉,,

做完之後又做聆聽,,我就話勁僧做聆聽,,

我由細到大都係咁僧嫁啦,,

我咪比左張PAPER呀LEMON,,

叫佢幫我做,,我係張PAPER冇寫全名,,

靜係寫左個雯字,,我比左LEMON,,

叫佢幫我做埋,,佢又比返佢自己個張我,,

佢又叫我幫佢做,,擺明玩野啦,,

我咪叫佢比返我個張我囉,,

跟住佢幫我寫左個孫字,,

之後佢比佢自己個張我,,佢話叫我幫佢寫名,,

我就話唔識寫佢話名,,佢問你真係唔識呀,,

佢就話,,不如我寫一次比你睇,,

你以後幫我寫呀,,我就話,,你就想,,

之後又唔記得左講過D咩啦,,

咁我就聽聆聽啦,,不過都聽明明佢講咩,,

等老師對答案個時抄囉,,

之後唔知家欣講左D咩啦,,

跟住我又整到隻手,,搞到流血,,

因為個個係傷口黎嫁MA,,

跟住我就問灝瑜借PAPER巾,,

不過D血乾哂,,但係仲好痛,,咁岩笑緊,,

由於好痛SO就冇哂笑容,,

LEMON就問我,,有冇事呀,,

咁我咪話冇事囉,,就行左出去掉PAPER巾,,

LEMON就,,哇老師盲嫁,,

咁大個人行出去都見唔到,,

我就同佢講,,我不嬲都係咁嫁啦,,

因為E個老師飲水又唔理,,出位又唔理,,

不過都冇人敢自己行出位,,

E個老師只要D學生唔嘈就得,,

不過我出位都係掉垃圾,,唔係傾計,,

咁就過左一堂ENG堂啦,,

到左午善個小息,,實在太無聊啦,,

我同JOANNE係到行黎行去,,

跟住又入左去禮堂,,見到LEMON,,

係到睇人跳繩,,跟住我同JOANNE又係到睇,,

跟住我地就行左去另一邊,,

睇睇下無端端有人整我塊面,,嚇得我呀

原來個個係LEMON,,佢就話咁寂寞呀,,

JOANNE一拎轉面,,見到LEMON係到,,

就嚇左一嚇,,原來佢唔知LEMON係到,,

跟住佢又寸,,你黎搵孫珮雯呀,,

我比返佢你呀,,跟住LEMON就走左啦,,

到左夜晚LEMON ADD我,,

佢話我而家張相幾好,,我就話係咩,,

佢就話覺得好Q,,我完全唔覺,,

之後陳建樂就ADD我,,

佢問我中意邊個,,佢又係到估,,

我就話你估中左我都唔會話比佢知,,

而家差唔多全班都知,,佢竟然唔知,,

不過佢真係估到,,不過我都話唔係,,

跟住佢又話最後一個,,佢話係陳建樂,,

姐係佢自己,,我就話你發緊夢呀,,

跟住佢就話佢自己有中意人,,

我就問係邊個呀,,佢就叫我估,,

我就話你講唔講呀,,佢就話係我個班,,

我就話,,我夠你囉,,我又問佢你講唔講呀,,

佢就話你估啦,,我就話算,,

我都冇興趣知佢中意邊個,,

跟住佢又彈左個你字出黎,,

楚楚我都唔明佢講咩,,跟住佢又彈左我個名出黎,,

我就話你係咪真係,,你講唔講呀,,

佢係咁話係我,,佢又打係真嫁,,

我就彈左句粗口出黎,,屌,,

佢就跟我講,,咁你除褲屌呀,,

我就話我冇得屌WO,,

跟住我又話係都唔同你屌啦,,

跟住又唔記得左佢講左D咩啦,,

隔左一陣,,佢又同我講,,

係真嫁,,係1000000...%真嫁,,佢咁打,,

我就話冇野好講,,佢又問我信唔信,,

真係既,,我咪話OK...我信,,

佢又話你真係唔信呀,,我就話,,咪話左知囉,,

隔左一陣,,佢就彈左個屌出黎,,

我就話佢,,咩事呀,,無端彈句粗口過黎,,

佢就話屌下唔比咩,,我就即刻話,,

緊係唔得啦,,我咪係到同佢爆粗囉,,

不過佢中意我,,都覺得冇咩野,,

因為我都唔會中意佢嫁啦,,

我覺得佢可能以為我中意佢,,

不過我"張"會好僧佢,,如果佢煩住我既話,,

通常唔知點解,,中意我個D人,,

而我又唔中意佢嫁呢,,而又煩住我,,

我盲會好好好僧佢嫁啦