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2007 年 4 月 6 日 星期五  |
"戇豆放大假"  |
分類: 心情日記 |
hehe~ 哈哈~ 呵呵~
救命呀! 我就唻笑死啦!!!!!!! >_<"
我今日同埋成家人一齊去睇左"戇豆放大假", 超爆笑的說!! xdd" 我地差d笑死~!!! Mr. Bean 個樣真係好搞野呀!
我誠意推薦你地去睇!!! 包保你地"滿笑而歸"! hehe~ ^^
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2007 年 4 月 3 日 星期二  |
邀請賽  |
分類: 心情日記 |
尋日係"聖公會xxx紀念小學"嘅友校接力邀請賽, 而佢地邀請左我地嘅接力隊。 其實我地對呢d比賽已經冇哂感覺架啦~ xdd" 所以一d都唔緊張。 不過, 臨接棒嘅時候都係會驚驚地! 但最後, 仍然係攞冠軍~ 呵呵~!!! ^0^"
而今日, 本來有另外一個友校接力邀請賽, 但因為落雨, 所以就取消左。 唉... 如果唔係, 我地又會攞多個金牌架啦!!! -_-+ 而且, 仲可以同我鐘意嘅人一齊出賽... 救命呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_<"
真、倒、楣!
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順帶一提, 今日其實係我阿哥嘅生日。
阿哥, 生日快樂呀!!!
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| 2007 年 3 月 29 日 星期四 |
| 平常的一天 |
分類: 心情日記 |
今天是很平常的一天~ =3="
因為昨天去左cheryl屋企玩的關係, 我今日成日都好累~ 我仲喺上緊堂嘅時候偷瞓潻! XDD" 甚至有d人因為尋日狂[尖叫 + 唱ｋ] 而失左聲! 好彩我冇...
放左學之後， 就即刻做功課。 妖！ ｄ數學補充好白痴呀∼ 計死人唔洗本！ 跟住我就同ｆｄ們傾關於
ｐｒｏｊｅｃｔ的東東... 我被分配去做：感想、漫畫對白、空氣污染帶唻嘅後果＆結論（ａｌｌ）。 我ｅ+淨係做左空氣污染帶唻嘅後果咋！ 我完全想唔到感想應該點寫... 救命呀！！！！！ ＴＯＴ”
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今日阿哥俾左ｄ勁搞笑嘅野我睇， 就係呢2樣：
1.中文俗語英文版
Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
I know your mouse.我識你老鼠 ！
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?你教我以後點出o黎行？
I give you some colour to see.我俾D顏色你睇！
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
Fish skin~魚皮 。
Fall on a street@@ 。
fall on your street.""你個"K"
Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
Blow chicken吹雞
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.我吹雞打你班友。
Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
Face green green臉青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"[點解你臉青青o既」「我見到件豬排呀」
You see road carefully你小心睇路。
You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
You jump building.你跳樓啦。
People mountain people sea人山人海。
Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
How senior are you?你算老幾?
What the water are you?你係乜水?
Where are you come from?你邊度架?
Do you big me?你大我呀?
Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
Do the world做世界 。
Big tea rice大茶飯 。
What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
Laugh die me.笑死我。
You give me stop.你同我企係度。
American chinese not enough.美中不足。
Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
Eight woman八婆
Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
King eight egg.王八蛋
Black son黑仔
Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
Wear grass著草
I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
High hand.高手
A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
Good mother.好娘
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
Old dot.老點
One old water 一舊水
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
Measure water/Pound water.磅水
A dragon service.一條龍服務
Hold hold water.楂楂水
Pump water.抽水
Two hit six.二打六
Two five boy.二五仔
2.文言原文 V.S 白話翻譯
汝彼娘之大去老嫗， 你他媽的死老師
若非吾之留去操之在汝， 要不是我的分數掌握在你手裡
今日言吾之闔眼小憩， 今天唸我上課打瞌睡
定當頂不少於兩三句。 一定頂撞你不少於兩三句
憤也，小憩者，非止吾也， 不爽!打瞌睡的又不只有我，
何也點而言之？ 為何只唸我一人？
況乎余尚未失神，其冤枉也 況且我還沒有完全睡著,真是冤枉!
汝有何能？ 你有什麼才能？
若真有能， 要是你真有能耐，
何也伏於案上之學子者多於半者 為何趴在桌上睡覺的學生超過一半?
厭汝者十者多有六， 討厭你的學生十個裡有六個，
汝良乎？ 你教的好嗎？
其數可見也。 從這些睡覺的人數就知道了
前事不咎， 之前的事我就不和你計較了，
今日之事則可惡也， 但就今天的事來說你真的很可惡
而令吾所氣憤。 讓我真的很生氣！
母之，誠彼娘之非悅 媽的，真他媽的不爽
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| Creative Writing |
分類: 隨心之作 |
以下的文章是學校要我參加的English Festival 活動而要作的~ 請評價~ ^^
我們這一次有四個故事選擇,我們要選出其中一個來創作結局。 我則選了這個:
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首先是大會用作開頭的一段:
"Sunny's Toy Robot"
My friend, Sunny, is a lover of toy robots. Last Sunday, his mother took him to Stanley to visit his grandparents. On the way his mother had to get some money from the bank. Sunny found a small toy shop near the bank. He found a very special toy robot sitting in the corner of the shop window. It was just the size of his thumb. It had a pair of sparkling eyes which seemed to wink at Sunny.
Sunny entered the toy shop and asked the shopkeeper, “How much is that toy robot in the corner of the shop window?”
“It’s not for sale, I’m afraid,” the shopkeeper replied.
“Oh, could you please sell it to me? I love collecting toy robots and I’ve never seen one like this.” Sunny begged.
The shopkeeper thought for a moment and whispered, “Well then, I’ll sell it to you for thirty dollars. But you must promise me you won’t tell anyone that you bought it here.”
“Don’t worry. I promise I won’t tell anyone.” Sunny replied eagerly.
Happily Sunny put the toy robot in his bag and left the toy shop. But as soon as he stepped out of the shop, he heard a tiny voice, “Where are we going?”
Sunny looked everywhere for the owner of the voice but he could find nobody around him.
Then the voice continued, “I am the toy robot you just bought. Now that you are my master, what do you want me to do for you?”……
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接着是我自己作的new ending:
Sunny was shocked. He looked into his bag and saw the little toy robot moving around. He was so scared that he picked it out of his bag and threw it on to the floor. Then, he ran away to the bank as fast as he could to find his mum, even though he is a lover of toy robots.
When he arrived at the bank, he calmed down, and thought that he was only too tired so he had some kind of daydream. He went to visit his grandparents after his mum has finished getting some money, they had a good afternoon. Then, they went home.
Sunny was very tired when he got back home, so he had a bath and planned to go to bed. Just when he went back to his room, he saw the little toy robot sitting on his desk. It said, “Master, what do you want me to do for you?” “How did you get in here?” Sunny asked. “I followed you all the way! But you didn’t notice me because I am too small.” It explained.
“Okay, then…” Sunny suddenly remembered that he still has not finished his big pile of homework that he has to hand in tomorrow! “Can you help me finish my homework?” “Yes, master.” So, Sunny fell on his bed and slept.
The next morning, even though Sunny knew it, he was still surprised that all his homework was done correctly and laid on his desk. He packed them all in his school bag and went to school.
After handing in his homework, he went back to his seat and read a comic. Suddenly, “Sunny! Please come out.” His teacher, Miss Chan said. “Sunny, you don’t write like this, who helped you do your homework?” “Er… the toy robot……” Just after he finished saying the last word, the whole class laughed. Sunny felt that his face was burning, and……
“Sunny, Sunny! It’s time to wake up! We have to get off the bus!” Mum shouted. Sunny woke up, and there was no toy robot to be seen! “Oh, it was only a dream…” He thought.
He had a good time at his grandparents’.
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你們認為我作得好嗎?
不論是路過的,還是無聊來看看的, 也歡迎評價~
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| 2007 年 3 月 28 日 星期三 |
好正呀~!!!! >_<"  |
分類: 心情日記 |
今日去左cheryl屋企, 超正呀!
我今日差唔多冇專心上過堂, 成日都諗住要快d放學去玩...XDD"
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其實中間有段小插曲, 就係派卷! 好野呀~ maths今次又攞滿分啦!!! 至於常識就攞194 / 200(97%), 都ok~ > <"
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終於等到放學啦~ 太興奮了! 我地即刻去左7-11掃貨(汽水 + 零食)~ 點知喺嗰度撞到n咁多條粉腸, 咁都有命出唻真係奇蹟... [汗"] 我總共買左70幾蚊野~
我地總共有5個人, 包括:winnie,cheryl,caffee,corliss & me, 至於筱璿就遲d先唻。
一去到cheryl屋企我地就發哂癲, 呵呵~ ^^" happy happy中~ 跟住就食lunch。 係一d麵來的, ok好味啦~
之後我地就狂唱k~ cheryl唱得超好聽呀~ 我都算ok啦.. =3="
我地本來諗住用 10% 的時間唻做project, 點知最後只係用左大概 5% 的時間... 超少囉~ -_-v
我地仲做左個問卷調查呀~ 訪問左住cheryl樓下的人。 份問卷係我地「千辛萬苦」咁做出唻的, 都算成功~
最尾嗰幾個鐘我地係 100% 咁喺度玩囉~ 打左個電話去某先生嘅屋企, 勁玩佢囉~ 仲睇左"大話妹"潻!
但, 雖然漏左個USB喺cheryl 屋企... 失敗...... = ="
真係希望可以去玩多次~ =] |
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