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2008 年 3 月 29 日 星期六  |
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黑社會英文-口-`& 考0分的好處 |
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黑社會英文-口-`
know your mouse.
我識你老鼠 !
You call me how to come out and walk in the future?
你叫我以後點出o黎行?
I give you some colour to see.
我俾D顏色你睇!
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
Blow chicken
吹雞
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友 。
Face green green
臉青青 。
You see road carefully
你小心睇路 。
Are you road?
你係唔係路呀?
How senior are you?
你算老幾?
What the water are you?
你係乜水?
Do you big me?
你大我呀?
Zebra chops people
班馬劈友 。
Do the world
做世界 。
Big tea rice
大茶飯 。
What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
I give you only a hair.
我俾條毛你!
Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?
Wear grass
著草
I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。
I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙!
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數!
What the spring do you do?
你做乜*野?
Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
A dragon service.
一條龍服務
Hold hold water.
楂楂水
` 考0分的好處
它符合了本體「空」 ,數值「無」 ,形狀「圓滿」的最高境界;
它整齊:每個人的分數都一定有個位數。
它清潔:最純粹的數,沒有雜質。
它簡單:一筆完成,不枝不蔓。
它樸素:一個很單純的圓,一點都不華麗。
它迅速:不予作答立刻交卷,即可獲得。
它確實:空白就是零分,沒有爭議,一點都不馬虎。
老師改空白卷,一覽無遺,省時省力;
同學交空白卷,鍛鍊勇氣,培養毅力;
家長看空白卷,清清爽爽,沒有壓力;
將來資源回收還可以省漂白劑
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yao 於 2008-05-01 02:04 PM 發表:
`你d gAg*,._______唔係爛都0k好笑v□v
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bb9582 於 2008-04-26 09:41 AM 發表:
` cm子..
好攪笑哇-]]
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小S;) 於 2008-04-07 08:02 PM 發表:
{CM}!@v@! {搞笑*3*}
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saitse 於 2008-04-06 12:41 PM 發表:
努力讀書啦,你英文唔錯 加油啦~ sai
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網主回覆
咁果gan好爛丫嘛`
喱d吾系冇聊lo`xd
一時時搞下爛gan刀好嘛`
haha`
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