1.行天橋定隧道?     天橋!
2.行斑馬線定紅綠燈?    紅綠燈"
3.搭巴士定小巴?     BUS`
4.搭火車定地鐵?      MTR`
5.咁輕鐵定叮叮?    輕鐵"
6.揹背囊定鈄揹袋?   鈄揹*
7.要粗框定幼框眼鏡?   粗`
8.藍色原子筆定黑色原子筆?       2*
9.用鉛筆定鉛芯筆?       鉛芯筆`
10.手電要摺機定唔摺?      摺!
11.大包裝tissue定細包裝?  細`

12. 曬駱駝要綠色定粉紅色?  PINK`
13.做林曉峰定錢嘉樂?       錢嘉樂"
14.揀方力申定劉愷威?      ALEX*
15.要房祖明定成龍?       房祖名”
16.揀gayman定TB?      TB"
17.Yumiko定Jade?     YUMIKO`
18.姚明定曾志偉?          志偉!
19. 幫百佳定惠康賣廣告?   百佳`同B0B 1齊响D雪糕度彈出黎!XD
20. 咁萬寧定屈臣氏?            屈臣氏`
21.有張自己既激大頭廣告,放響紅隧香港出口定九龍出口?     紅隧"
22.買baleno定blue star?        BLUE STAR!
23. bossini定giordano?       GIARDAN0`

24.行CWB定TST?    CWB"
25.唔食飯定唔訓覺?         吾訓覺*
26.食雪糕定雪條?      雪糕!
27.買短襪定船襪?                    船襪!
28.蔡依林定候佩岑[同Jay]?            J0LIN`
29.Stephy定嬌[同方力申]?                      STEPHY*
30.做 八兩 金定馬蹄露?          8兩金!XDDDDDD
31.Roadshow d/l鈴聲官恩娜做定吳日言做?    ELLA`
32.Mickey定Minnie?          MINNIE!*V*
33.Pluto定Goofy?            /-\
34.森美定小儀?                    小儀`
35.要乞兒頭定光頭?                       乞兒!
36.成面暗瘡定有一粒巨?                       1粒巨"
37.自己極肥矮定極高瘦?           -口-
38.開燈訓覺定熄燈訓覺?                        熄燈訓覺"
39.楂電單車定大大大貨車?                           電單車!
40.要7人車定普通私家車?                   7人車
41.Now寬頻電視定extv[TVB果個]?                EXTV!
42.揀mix定外國人?                           MIX`
43.塔羅牌定風水?               塔羅牌"
44.Gucci定LV?                                 GUCCI`
45.Paul Frank定Bathing Ape?                   BATHING APE!
46.Super Lover定Hysteric?                    HYS`
47.食M記定KFC?                  2*
48.7仔定OK?                                0K=]
49.新巴定城巴?                  新巴!
50.安安定佳佳?                                安安!=_+
51.獅子定老虎?              TIGER!
52.耶穌定聖母?                           耶穌"
53.萬事如意定心想事成?                          心想事成!!!!
54.做阿爺定阿公?                      亞爺!
55.飲diamond black定jolly shandy?            JOLLY SHANDY"
56.要土葬定火葬?              土`
57.自己死先定老公死先?               自己"
58.病死定撞車?                撞車"
59.碌落山定跌落海?                  跌落海!
60.斷手定斷腳?        手
61.睡覺流口水定扯鼻鼾?            流口水"
62.聾左定啞左?          啞`
63.屙定嘔?                          屙"
64.睇劇集定電影?                      FILM!
65.賭波定賭馬?              賭波
66.做男人上身女人下身定女人上身男人下身?             男上女下`XDDDD
67.用real player定window media player?            MEDIA PLAYER!
68.用ICQ定MSN?            2*
69.寧願二萬個早到定二萬個遲到?            二萬個早到"
70.揀Aaron定Leon?                   =X+
71.吳彥祖定陳冠希?             吳彥祖`
72.林家聰[12星]定羅貫峰?                      -0-
73.林嘉欣定李嘉欣?           林嘉欣`
74.吳卓羲定陳建峰?                    陳鍵峰`
75.蔡瀾定韓韜?                韜韜"
76.姓陳定姓黃?                      CHAN*我自己刀姓陳的!    
77.入樹仁定珠海?          樹仁!
78.飲紅豆冰定菠蘿冰?                菠蘿冰"
79.做情人定貓狗?       情人!
80.食煙定飲酒?                           N0 W0R!
81.蒲bar定D?                 刀冇!
82.食蝦餃定燒賣?              蝦餃!
83.油炸鬼定牛利蘇?                    牛利蘇`
84.食豬定牛?                     PIG*
85.揀匯豐定恆生開a/c?              恆生"
86.要藍色校服定啡色校服?           BLUE`
87.8號風定黑色暴雨?           8號"
88.steam定sauna?    -口-
89.neway定cali?               NEWAY`
90.physical定cali?                     =[]=
91.住1樓定48樓?                             48`
92.叮噹定多啦A夢?         多啦A夢"
93.番鹼定沐浴露?                   沐浴露!
94.長遮定縮骨遮?                   小鳳遮`
95.食橙定柑?                   0RANGE!
96.用Frontpage定Dreamwaver?             FRONTPAGE!
97.至net小人類定放學ICU?           至NET小人類"
98.聽903定997?               新城!YA`
99.做定唔做呢個test?                  做左NA!
100.自己個名叫[愛]好定[費]好?                   愛!