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好好笑, 笑死我啦

黑社會英文

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
You call me how to come out and walk in the future? 你叫我以後點出o黎行？
I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
Blow chicken吹雞
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.  我吹雞打你班友 。
Face green green臉青青 。
You see road carefully你小心睇路 。
Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
How senior are you?你算老幾?
What the water are you?你係乜水?
Do you big me?你大我呀?
Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
Do the world做世界 。
Big tea rice大茶飯 。
What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
Wear grass著草
I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
Measure water/Pound water.磅水
A dragon service.一條龍服務
Hold hold water.楂楂水

今日威黎左呀~買野食俾我地>v<
之後睇tv~多啦A夢...之後我同威去左KFC食野...
大埔超級城好似有歌星黎,但唔知邊個...
之後佢返工,我返屋企囉...玩電腦~
同堂妹玩,玩玩下索性同佢傾電話...傾左好多野~
因為佢都係讀F.5...佢27號先考>.<
傾傾下睇相,sd左佢d相俾我地...之後佢都睇我d相~
哦~原來佢識得美婷,仲sd左佢地幼稚園d相俾我睇...
o哂咀...佢仲識得巫毛同chan家健嫁~=.=
keke~唔打lu...

好辛苦呀~細佬琴晚病左...屋企剩返我一個,所以我要照顧佢...
同威傾電話...點知細佬震得好犀利...咁打長途俾媽咪同佢囉...
攪攪下3點幾先有得訓~仲要喊左好耐...
威~我以後唔咁任性啦!!我知你好鍚我~
今日12點到起左身...同細佬飛的去搵媽咪~睇醫生,但冇開...
去食KFC...威拎左部NDS俾細佬!!之後返屋企...返到留下塙媽咪買菜...
3點幾又出去幫媽咪配藥...唉~唔打啦!!

今日係兒童節,又係肥仔生日~
生日快樂~
今日5:00起左身lu~威又剛剛放工...
咁未傾陣電話囉...點知媽咪佢地咁早起身返大陸喎=.=
佢地5點幾出左門口啦~阿哥6點幾都返到黎...
我同威傾多陣電話再訓過...11點到先起身~
玩電腦...2點幾落去買野食...3點幾同威出左去睇戲~甜心粉絲王...
都幾好睇ya~之後我地去左冒險樂園玩...玩完去左大家樂食野~
之後返屋企啦...返到留下幫細佬買飯食!!慘~媽咪話佢地聽日先返...
攪到我要洗衫,晾衫...最弊係細佬去完camp返黎~so好多衫呀!!

今日開始唔洗返學啦~唔制呀,好想返學呀...
係屋企冇野做,sd相俾人同等人sd相俾我囉...
訓教,唔知點解今日咁好訓~可能天氣既問題...太舒服啦~
唔多想溫書...都係待細佬返黎先溫啦~因為佢返左黎,我冇機打...