★熱身運動
[01] ×做咩要做依個1oo問? 富姐逼人做
[02] ×係邊度拎咖? 富姐ge多餘日記
[03] ×做過1oo問未? do過la
[04] ×甘多問題您係咪答得晒咖? 　睇心情~3~

★您會.......
[05] ×嘩.您答埋依條電腦會輕機!:: 我部機唔曉減肥,,唔識輕.
[06] ×您間學校有人染左豬仔病!:: 點知bo.
[07] ×您考試平均分與實分數高左10分!:: 發你ge夢.
[08] ×您部新買既手機跌左落水!:: 我部機唔識游水架bo=口=
[09] ×行行下眼鏡跌左!:: 我唔戴眼鏡a_a
[10] ×您銀包多左1舊水!:: 感謝上帝.
[11] ×5分鐘後會地震!:: 坐係架車入邊順便玩埋車震.
[12] ×飲水哽親!:: 你哽比我睇.
[13] ×住邊區? 你a ma個肚.
[14] ×同隔離鄰舍熟吾熟? 傾得埋= =
[15] ×住幾樓? 5樓.
[16] ×有幾多個廁所? 1個.`
[17] ×係吾係高清電視? 我部低清.
[18] ×電視有無J2台丫? 有又如何= =
[19] ×雪櫃係1層定兩層定3層? 兩層.

★經驗...... ^_____^`
[20] ×有無試過上堂電話響? 有.
[21] ×有無同異性k1ss過? a爸lo,,我好孝順架.
[22] ×有無去廁所無廁紙? 有.
[23] ×有無俾父母打過屎忽? 冇.我地唔主張家庭暴力
[24] ×有無剪過冬菇頭? 細路仔戈陣
[25] ×有無俾人排斥過? 有掛.
26] ×有無飲過酒? 有.
[27] ×有無偷過野? 偷你a ma d內衣
[28] ×有無去過網吧? 冇.
[29] ×有無俾人偷偷地除您條褲/裙? 冇.
[30] ×有無俾人爆過任何AC? 梗爆過la.

★朋友...
[31] ×最Cheap? 岑靜霖掛.(不過佢唔係我朋友= =)
[32] ×最低b? 成堆.
[33] ×最cooL? 趙達.佢比人話過係cool man
[34] ×最為食? 好多都係.
[35] ×最中意發脾氣? 某位.
[36] ×最自大?  某d人.
[37] ×最擦鞋? 岑靜霖.擦鞋ge始祖.
[38] ×最中意挽人? 好多wo.
[39] ×最長頭髮? 冇度過= =
[40] ×最煩? = =我唔中意同d煩人做朋友.
[50] ×最潮? 潮州兒童大把.
[51] ×打字最快? 張嘉敏.
[52] ×行路最慢? 好多都龜速架bo.
[53] ×成績最屈機? laughing姐同施姐.
[54] ×最中意唱K? 唔知bo.
[55] ×最中意食sushi? 靚姨掛.
[56] ×個名最好聽? 個個都好聽.
[57] ×個袋最靚? 唔好問我呢種冇品味ge人.
[58] ×電話號碼最好記? laughing姐.
[59] ×屋K最好挽? 唔清楚.
[60] ×髮型最靚? 瘋哥.

★學校...
[61] ×校規嚴吾嚴? 還可以.
[62] ×俾吾俾帶電話? 比.
[63] ×俾吾俾放頭髮? 唔比.
[64] ×俾吾俾係樓層食野? 唔比.
[65] ×可吾可以係課室食Lunch? 唔比.但係我地日日都咁做= =
[66] ×贊吾贊成小食部減價? 濠江唔會做d咁益街坊ge野架.

★囍歡...
[67] ×銀包咩款? 銀包款.
[68] ×袋咩款? 袋款.
[69] ×鞋咩款? 鞋款.
[70] ×眼鏡咩款? 唔戴眼鏡.
[71] ×手機咩款? Sony.
[72] ×衫咩款? 好煩a= =咪衫款lo. 
[73] ×咩飲品? 茶字典蘆薈白茶荔枝味.
[74] ×咩SUSHI? 冇所謂.
[75] ×伴侶類型? 平,,靚,,正= =
[76] ×朋友性格? 唔好煩,,賤,,姣,,扮野,,擦鞋,,囂張

★大膽...
[77] ×用條利睇下舔吾舔到手肘? 你用條利舔唔舔到你下體a= =
[78] ×入閘個時企係閘口睇下會吾會夾住您 ? 會夾爆= =
[79] ×同您啊媽唱"我的心里只有您沒有他" 我唔會咁做.
[80] ×用鎖匙扣個圈扣住隻腳扯公? 我搵個特大ge鎖匙扣.
[81] ×打去m記問係咪KFC? 可唔可以打比KFC問係咪m記.
[82] ×用個釘書機釘下自已d頭髮 ? 而家潮流興用釘書機釘下體.
[83] ×禁Alt+F4 * 我唔係傻架.
[84] ×承上題.您吾係真係禁下化??? 你唔係覺得我會蠢到禁a.
[85] ×用絲襪裝奶茶-v- ` 變咗絲襪奶茶= =?!

★夢想... v____v`
[86] ×殺死邊個老師? 不殺李凱枉為人.
[87] ×挽死邊個同學? 有幸ge話希望係岑靜霖.
[88] ×想邊個同您講我愛您? eva姐= =
[89] ×想搭咩車減價 ? bb車.
[90] ×同邊個明星訓教? 同尤端陽.
[91] ×想知邊個中意邊個 ? 個個都想知.
[92] ×依1刻想得到d咩? 得到你= =

★表情 ....
{即如果以下情境發生.您會有咩表情?
[93] ×叮噹同大雄打交 ? =.=
[94] ×海公同迪尼合併 ? =口=
95] ×您好朋友搶左您條仔/女 ? *.*
[96] ×去廁所無廁所水 ? =口="
97] ×您最中意既明星係您隔離住 ? =3=
[98] ×地下有1000蚊? $v$
99] ×依個100問作得好吾好 ? =,=
[100] ×想吾想作者再作過 ? =_=

點點名:(以下人請做這個100問)

唔想點,,我冇富姐咁黑心.