月京舞梨                                                                                                                           ---------------(月經冇黎)
吾芳池舞                                                                                                                          ---------------(唔方慈母)
夕晴高貴                                                                                                                          ---------------(夕晴高貴)
森口武治                                                                                                                          ---------------(心口冇字)
池佐島野香                                                                                                                          -------------(遲左倒夜香)
武淺靜                                                                                                                          -------------------(冇錢淨)
吉川小丸子                                                                                                                          -------------(吉穿小丸子)
谷村富郎                                                                                                                          ----------------(谷穿褲浪)
友舞久菜                                                                                                                          --------------- (有冇九菜)
秀田武仁耕                                                                                                                          -------------(瘦田冇人耕)
邊渡友次子                                                                                                                          -------------(邊渡有廁紙)
原本琴日香                                                                                                                          -------------(原本琴日香)
小卷次子                                                                                                                          ---------------(小卷廁紙)
春卷一健                                                                                                                          ---------------(春卷一件)
池早香                                                                                                                          ------------------(遲早香)
淮山杞子                                                                                                                          ---------------(淮山杞子)
佑友伸紀                                                                                                                          ---------------(又有身已)
真琴二秀                                                                                                                          ---------------(真擒二獸)
野秀瑩景                                                                                                                          ---------------(野獸刑警)
櫻名神武                                                                                                                          ---------------(英名神武)
明日祐秋水                                                                                                                          ------------(明日又秋水)
森山野仁                                                                                                                          ---------------(深山野人)
龍夫武耕田                                                                                                                          ------------(農夫冇耕田)
 

一個媽媽生了一對雙胞胎，雙胞胎一個叫屁股，一個叫地球。

有一天，屁股走失不見了，媽媽急著到警察局報警。

警察問：你的屁股有多大？

媽媽說：和地球一樣大！

你地覺得邊個死得最慘?

一日,甲,乙,丙,三人要上天堂,但天堂已經滿人,
 

所以天堂管理員就話:「你地三個人邊個死得最慘,我就畀邊個上天堂啦!」

甲話:「我住四樓,有一日,我返屋企個時睇到D野被整亂,就知道有賊仔黎過,

咁岩我睇到窗台有個人爬係上面,我認為佢係賊,就將佢推落樓,點知佢彈到

二樓o既遮雨棚架上面,冇事,我好嬲,就將我屋企既舊雪櫃丟落樓將他擇死左,

結果我好開心,笑到心臟病發死左.」

乙說話「我住五樓,有一天,我在抹玻璃窗個時,唔小心跌左落樓下,好彩我捉住四樓個窗台,點知突然有個人跑出黎,推左我落樓.好彩我彈到二樓既遮雨棚上面沒事,誰不知他竟然又拿個舊雪櫃掉

落黎,於是擇死左我.」

丙話:「我做小偷既,結果乜都偷唔到,個主人就回來

了,我只好躲係個舊雪櫃裡,但唔知點解,我好像跌左落樓下咁,跟住就死左.」

生係中國人，死係中國魂

要我學英文，梗係冇可能

英語唔合格，更顯我性格

數學唔合格，老師負全責

語文唔合格，我都冇辦法

考試考得好，全靠隔離好

考試考唔好，隔離唔識做

這個中國人，真係失禮人

叫佢學語文，佢話佢低能

叫佢學英文，佢話冇可能

叫佢學計數，佢話會頭暈

考試考得好，全靠運氣好

考試考唔好，完全意料到

唔駛睇相佬，大家估得到

返學九個月 怨聲已不絕

晨早六點九 趕住著衫走

路口等小巴 車費又再加

爬到校門口 仲有幾層樓

望望班房內 竟然冇人在

聽到人示愛 遲到又要再

今日第一堂 學生已發狂

漏帶一本書 九族都要誅

空堂唱下歌 傾計都唔多

科學孖連擊 聽完都唔識

跟住中文堂 擦鞋仔最忙

最後英文科 變曬做睡魔

打鐘各自飛 就咁又一 Day

返學為左乜 日日被糟質

返學等放學 放學飲可樂

一蚊子进城，饿极。见一小姐双乳高耸，遂一头闖入猛咬，结果满嘴全是硅胶，乃仰天长叹：“唉，食品安全太成问题了！上哪找放心奶啊？”