雯:頂...咁Q多嘢既?上堂有冇教咁多嘢呀?

偽:唔抄算...慳返...

雯:唔係咁嘅意思...抄抄抄...咩唔抄呀?

邪:都叫你上堂專心D架啦...成日係度發夢...

雯:唔知邊個上堂個陣係咁望住走廊等牙某某人經過呢?

邪(面紅):邊有呀?望住邊個?你夠膽就話比我聽...

雯(奸笑):我無謂拆穿你啦...廢事你又唔知發咩神經?

偽:我就好想知你地講緊邊個啦?快D話比我聽...

雯:呵呵~個個咪係[牙風學長](新增的)囉!

邪(超級面紅):咩呀?我見佢咁唔知物?唔識講...先至望下啫!咁都叫係咁望住呀?

偽:哦~我知啦!有人愛上佐人喎!

邪(掩飾中...):梗係唔係啦...人地好似有女朋友架啦!我唔會做埋D妄想嘅嘢!

夢:愛情嘅力量好大架嘛!點知你啫!

邪(驚慌):嘩!!!你幾時係度架!真係來無踪去無影呀下= =...跟本唔知你黎咗

夢:哈哈~你又唔係講緊我壞話,,驚咩啫!

邪:雖然唔係啫...比你咁嚇法呀...命都短幾年呀!

雯:有咁易就好啦!等我嚇死個死八婆仲好...我收到風...佢好似同我地讀同一間學校...

偽:唔係呀嘛?佢都入到呢間?又話名校...點會比呢咁嘅人入到架?係就咪學人做名校啦!

邪:雯都係收到風啫!唔洗咁激...

夢:邊個黎架?之前都聽你地講過架啦!但係就唔知邊個囉!

雯:咪鬼提啦!一提就鬼咁火爆!我廢事嬲起上黎就唔知做D咩呀?

夢:OKOK~我唔提...佢一定好黑人憎架啦!連雯都會憎佢一定唔慌好人...

邪:講得一D都無錯...佢的確唔係好人...

待續.........................

 雯:食咩好呢?好似好多嘢都好好食咁?唉...諗到頭都爆...

邪:D卡路里好高嘅嘢都好似好好味咁喎?

偽:卡路里高仲食?唔驚肥死你呀?

邪:唔驚喎!我不嬲都食極都唔肥架啦!哈哈~所以唔驚!

雯:你就好啦!食極都唔肥!我就唔得啦!一食得多就肥死囉!

偽:咁呀...你呢餐唔好食啦!因住肥死呀~

雯:咁又唔會喎~你同我定啦~

邪:肥佐咪減囉~依家咁多減肥公司...唔洗驚..

偽:講起減肥公司...我想問點解無增肥公司嘅呢?

雯:係囉~邪就一定要增肥啦!你睇下佢呀!瘦到咁!

邪:哈哈~唔抵得呀?我就唔增呀!一陣一增就增到成隻豬咁...咁點算呀?我先唔做豬呀><''

雯:邪係豬?都幾可愛呀!

偽:哈~咁又係...可能都幾可愛...

邪:偽...今日教D嘢你識唔識呀?好簡單咁呀!唔多覺似係心理學=.=''

雯:我覺得好難= =...唔多聽得明...我悶到就黎瞓著咁滯...

偽:都叫佐你唔好入[心理學系]架啦!又唔聽~

雯:咁你地都入[心理學系]呀MA~就算唔明搵你地教囉!你地唔會唔肯個可?

邪:當然唔會唔教你啦!

偽:唉...睇你都係上堂無抄筆記架啦!

雯:係呀~聰明..我真係無抄...不如係借比我抄啦!

偽:是但啦!咁返學校啦!我本筆記係學校...

雯:咁行啦...

待續............................................

 邪:唉...岩岩先返完中學,,又要返多4年大學,,今日開學都唔知點好,,唔知會同咩人班呢?

雯:唔知呀~好彩我地三個都係讀[心理學系]姐大家都係同一班,,又可以同你地一齊啦!

蚊仔:是但啦!我無咩所謂~同邊個一班都得~

信:Hi~咁多位靚女早晨~今日有冇興趣一齊食lunch呀

盈:同你呀?無物興趣囉!見到你呢個色魔已經夠飽架啦!仲邊洗食呀~

軒:哈哈~真係抵死~比人咁話真係慘...

邪:你都唔係好得佢幾多架咋~老豆呀~好心你啦...收歛下啦...唔好成日影衰我地

信:物你咁話你老豆架?雖然係契老豆姐~都唔洗咁唔比面呀?

邪:佢呢D人洗物比面佢呀?仲有牙哥你呀!我都唔該你唔好影衰我地呀~

雯:牙邪講野好唔比面喔!佩服佩服~你唔驚人地憎你既咩?

偽:佢又點會驚呀?佢份人天生係咁架啦!一D面都唔比~

邪:KAKA~都係偽最明白我姐~

偽:識佐你咁耐點會唔知你咩人呀?

盈:係啦~我地都好似今日個餐都未有著落喎?

信:都話同我一齊食咯!又唔肯...唔知你地點呀!真係可惜啦!

雯:唔知今日會見到D咩人呢?好期待喔~

邪:邊個都得...只要唔好比我再見到上次見到既個個八婆就得架啦!

偽:唔好話你...我都唔想見到佢...睇到佢個衰樣就想嘔~

信:你地講緊邊個呀?好似無聽你地講過咁既?你地好似好憎佢咁喎?

邪:講得一d都無錯...我係超憎佢...正一一個正正宗宗既姣婆...無得醫架啦!

蚊:有冇咁誇張呀~正正宗宗既姣婆...我就真係想見下佢啦!

盈:我都想...話晒我就真係未見過一個正正宗宗既姣婆啦!一定要見識下

[鈴,鈴,鈴]

邪:咁快上堂啦?算啦...一陣lunch先傾啦!拜託~

待續..............................