The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth. 殺手：你之所以到了現在的地步是因爲你沒說實話。 Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because YOU HAVE A GUN! 斯圖：不，是因爲你有槍！ Stu: Stay the fuck out of this 斯圖：別管這事。 Capt. Ramey: Who do you keep talking to on the phone? 雷米上尉：你一直在電話裏和誰通話？ Stu: Nobody 斯圖：沒人。 Capt. Ramey: Your ah... your friend, your parent, your lover? Who? 雷米上尉：你的朋友，你的父母，你的愛人？是誰？ The Caller: Careful, Stuart. Careful. 殺手：小心點，斯圖爾特，小心了。 Stu: My psychiatrist. 斯圖：我的精神病醫生。 The Caller: Excellent! I should have thought of that. 殺手：棒極了！我應該想到的。
Stu: I have never done anything for anybody who couldn't do something for me. I string along an eager kid with promises I'll pay him money. I only keep him around because he looks up to me. Adam, if you're watching, don't be a publicist. You're too good for it. I lie in person and on the phone. I lie to my friends. I lie to newspapers and magazines who, who sell my lies to more and more people. I am just a part of a big cycle of lies, I should be fuckin' president. I wear all this Italian shit because underneath I still feel like the Bronx. I think I need these clothes and this watch. My Two thousand dollar watch is a fake and so am I. I've neglected the things I should have valued most. I valued this shit. I take off my wedding ring to call Pam. Kelly, that's Pam. Don't blame her. I never told her I was married. And if I did she, she would have told me to go home. Kelly, looking at you now, I'm ashamed of myself. 斯圖：我從不會爲對我沒用的人做任何事。我欺騙了那個滿懷希望的孩子，我承諾付錢給他。他尊敬我，我讓他圍著我轉。亞當，如果你在看，別作廣告推銷員。你的人品太好了。我對人說謊，還有在電話裏。我對朋友說謊，我對報紙和雜誌說謊，他們再把我的謊言賣給更多人。我只是謊言圈的一部分，我他媽應該作總統。我穿著這些義大利貨，可還覺得自己渺小，我想我需要這些衣服和手錶。這塊2000美元的表和我一樣是假的。我忽視了那些最寶貴的東西。我摘掉結婚戒指和帕姆約會。凱麗，她是帕姆，別責備她，我從沒告訴她我結過婚，不然，她不會接受我。凱麗，現在看著你，我爲自己感到羞愧。
