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2007 年 3 月 29 日 星期四  |
| 平常的一天 |
分類: 心情日記 |
今天是很平常的一天~ =3="
因為昨天去左cheryl屋企玩的關係, 我今日成日都好累~ 我仲喺上緊堂嘅時候偷瞓潻! XDD" 甚至有d人因為尋日狂[尖叫 + 唱ｋ] 而失左聲! 好彩我冇...
放左學之後， 就即刻做功課。 妖！ ｄ數學補充好白痴呀∼ 計死人唔洗本！ 跟住我就同ｆｄ們傾關於
ｐｒｏｊｅｃｔ的東東... 我被分配去做：感想、漫畫對白、空氣污染帶唻嘅後果＆結論（ａｌｌ）。 我ｅ+淨係做左空氣污染帶唻嘅後果咋！ 我完全想唔到感想應該點寫... 救命呀！！！！！ ＴＯＴ”
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今日阿哥俾左ｄ勁搞笑嘅野我睇， 就係呢2樣：
1.中文俗語英文版
Piano piano green 琴琴青
Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
I know your mouse.我識你老鼠 ！
You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?你教我以後點出o黎行？
I give you some colour to see.我俾D顏色你睇！
If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
Fish skin~魚皮 。
Fall on a street@@ 。
fall on your street.""你個"K"
Blow water吹水
Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
Blow chicken吹雞
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.我吹雞打你班友。
Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
Face green green臉青青。
"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"[點解你臉青青o既」「我見到件豬排呀」
You see road carefully你小心睇路。
You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
You jump building.你跳樓啦。
People mountain people sea人山人海。
Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
Eat banana食蕉
You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
How senior are you?你算老幾?
What the water are you?你係乜水?
Where are you come from?你邊度架?
Do you big me?你大我呀?
Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
Do the world做世界 。
Big tea rice大茶飯 。
What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
Cut girl 界女
The king of cutting girl.界女王。
Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
Collect father收爹
You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
Laugh die me.笑死我。
You give me stop.你同我企係度。
American chinese not enough.美中不足。
Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
Eight woman八婆
Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
King eight egg.王八蛋
Black son黑仔
Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
Wear grass著草
I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
High hand.高手
A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
Good mother.好娘
You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
Old dot.老點
One old water 一舊水
What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
Measure water/Pound water.磅水
A dragon service.一條龍服務
Hold hold water.楂楂水
Pump water.抽水
Two hit six.二打六
Two five boy.二五仔
2.文言原文 V.S 白話翻譯
汝彼娘之大去老嫗， 你他媽的死老師
若非吾之留去操之在汝， 要不是我的分數掌握在你手裡
今日言吾之闔眼小憩， 今天唸我上課打瞌睡
定當頂不少於兩三句。 一定頂撞你不少於兩三句
憤也，小憩者，非止吾也， 不爽!打瞌睡的又不只有我，
何也點而言之？ 為何只唸我一人？
況乎余尚未失神，其冤枉也 況且我還沒有完全睡著,真是冤枉!
汝有何能？ 你有什麼才能？
若真有能， 要是你真有能耐，
何也伏於案上之學子者多於半者 為何趴在桌上睡覺的學生超過一半?
厭汝者十者多有六， 討厭你的學生十個裡有六個，
汝良乎？ 你教的好嗎？
其數可見也。 從這些睡覺的人數就知道了
前事不咎， 之前的事我就不和你計較了，
今日之事則可惡也， 但就今天的事來說你真的很可惡
而令吾所氣憤。 讓我真的很生氣！
母之，誠彼娘之非悅 媽的，真他媽的不爽
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haha~ xd~
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