- t0day i am  very o

- once upon a time ,,there was a gril,,she name is 姣雯

- 算唔打英文  -00-!! 

- 話說啦,今日既最尾個個小息丫潔,,健,,6號同雞澤就出左去比賽啦

- 咁小息冇丫潔係度,,就去左搵晴bAbiii,,

- 咁岩個陣,,,屎鋒就找左盒名為::小魔女蒙娜既野出黎

- 點知,,佢拎埋d糖出黎個陣,,d人就衝埋去拎d糖啦,,~

- 本身我都有拎既,,但之後就無拎到 -V-''

- 咁過左陣啦,,同晴BABIII出左去走廊個到啦,,咁兜左個圈返去,,

- 就見到姣雯係到追住屎鋒,,(唉,,真陰功,,比條姣雯追,,-V-,,無計啦,,佢D目標唔見哂

- 哇,,之後仲激,,扯到屎鋒件冷3,,好似比人強姦完黎

- 小息完左,,又上堂啦,,

- 點知無啦啦有人嗌咩m巾,,我聽聽下,,完來係22號問肥方借m巾

- 超o,,之後肥方仲要話,,我有m巾呀,,全班即笑,,

- 我問佢,,哇,,你咁勁丫,有m巾架,,之後丫sir問發生咩事

- 22號話::屎鋒頭先問我借紙巾,,唔知點,,講講下,,講左m巾lor

- 點知J.J插把口落去,,之後丫sir話::洗唔洗我搵人借比你丫,(講個陣,,仲陰陰咀笑)

- 咁放學,,落stair啦,,個陣係度串屎鋒

- 話咩::哇,,乜你成日死架,,踢波又死,,攰又死,,悶又死

- 究竟你死左幾多次丫?!

- 之後佢話::尼d咪叫勁l0r,,死過返生丫,,!! 你咪叫渣l0r

- 我話::我係勁丫,,佢話:;渣丫 (重複左n次)

- 之後又串佢,,話::唉,,真係慘丫,,你d家人以為你死左,,點知你又唔死,,買左棺材冇地方擺

- 佢話;;乜你咁衰格嫁,,咒我死,, 我心諗::超,,就算我唔咒你死丫,,你都咒自己死啦,,-33- ``

- 出到門口,,聽到屎鋒話咩含撚 ,,我咪話lor,,咩話:;你含撚!??

- 之後佢話,,你就含撚,,,雪話::頭先見到何豬情含住條腸仔丫ma!!

- o哂,,,

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- 頭先丫爺打電話黎,,同老母有條友執左劑藥比我老母

- 成千幾2千蚊,,我火爆

- 個個咁既黃綠醫生,,咒我老母身體差

- 我差撚佢條命,,好笑!!,,,

- 呃我丫爺d錢,,同老母講過既啦

- 呢d醫生信唔過嫁~~

- 尼d咁既寶藥檔

- 仲要扮哂野,,話老母個身體點,,超,,我求其都uP得出啦

- 話我丫爺點,,你收撚皮啦,,我丫爺94歲,,如果我丫爺食左你d藥唔掂既話

- 你死梗丫,,你呢個黃綠中醫,,我頂撚你個肺,,收春皮啦你