- 今日都可以話係hapi day的

- 今日返學,,比較小有地早左

- 見咁早,,就去左7仔買野,,買左2盒糖同1支雪碧

- 返到去,,岩岩好,,集隊,,不過見到丫潔架車

- 等埋丫潔先上,,

- 之後上堂啦,,上堂爆悶

- 到左小息,,超好笑,,咁我就開支雪碧啦

- 點知,開香檳咁,之後用tissue抹啦

- 點知唔夠用,,丫潔話,,點解你唔用m巾既,,m巾吸水嫁ma

- 我心諗,,係wor,,之後去問人拎啦,,

- 抹個陣,,d男仔係汁邊,係度笑,,

- 之後丫潔坐左我個位,,咁我就坐肥方個位啦

- 咁勁無奈,,咁唔知邊個係度嗌,,鄭嫂,,我嫂你老母

- 之後用左肥方個筆袋黎發洩,,

- then,,上電腦堂啦,,咁又係,,超悶

- lock左機,,唔比我地上網

- 音樂堂,,個陣又係爆悶

- 過左陣啦,,咁有咩宣佈,,話咩愛心廚房

- 我個陣打左個?,,之後黎派通告啦

- 哇,,我班幾雀躍丫,,男又有,,女又有,,

- 最搞笑就係,,我打死都估唔到既,,丫潔,,雞澤,,6號同屎鋒and me

- 都去拎通告,,超搞笑囉,,我個班已經超過12人囉*v*

- 之後上中文堂,,超好玩的,,

- 今日上中文堂幾開心,,係度講笑

- 之後數堂,,係度計數

- 咁之後丫潔同姣雯, 6號就落去打波啦

- 姣雯仲要係度話::丫sir有冇叫你落去丫?

- 妖,,去鬼去馬咩

- 咁之後又上堂啦,,咁我同kk妹就睇畫,,無啦啦係度電話震

- 我以為有sms啦,,點知係潔打黎

- 佢話幫佢拎補充,,即刻同kk跑落去

- 之後呢,,放學啦,,

- 超搞笑又超o

- 話說啦,,咁t0by定mingming尖叫啦

- 咁我就叫佢唔好再大嗌啦,,之後t0by話係mingming嗌既

- 之後佢又話佢地有遺傳,,之後屎鋒話,,哇咁勁,有遺傳?

- 之後我話囉,,你咁想知,,咪將佢地解剖囉

- 之後佢話,,下,,我唔識w0r!!

- 我就話啦,,好容易姐,,你拎住把刀,,再係佢地既頭同肚到解開,,咁就得既啦

- 佢就話,,好多脂肪嫁b0r,,我::擺到明啦,,+多句,,等同整容無咩分別

- 之後佢發現無涉3.,唔知邊個問,,咁你頭先去廁所做咩

- 佢話::照鏡同洗手,,我就話,,你唔好沖埋個涼洗埋個頭先出黎?

- 佢::無得沖丫,,你教我丫?,,我::好容易姐,,拉1拉個水,,再放個得入去就得嫁啦

- 佢::你示範黎睇下,,,,我::唔得

- 佢::(指著個1年級既妹妹)呢個啦,,我::哇,,乜你若待d妹妹嫁

- 佢::(又指著個1年級既妹妹)呢個啦,,我::哇,,乜成日你若待d妹妹嫁

- 佢::咁呢個啦(指著個校工) 我::都ok b0r,,就呢個啦

- 之後見到李老師,,跟著,,屎鋒叫J.J姐住佢,,話::死啦,,我冇涉3丫

- 之後行多3步到啦,,又拿高件冷3,,,,我話::你低既,,李老師係度仲拿高件3