At last Google invents something truly brilliant
I know those little Google search ads are supposed to be terribly clever.
And I realize that Google has lots of other highly interesting services, none of which come to my mi air max 90 current nd just this minute because, well, I seem to have done without them until now. They don't move me. They don't make me think "oh, what a fabulous little invention."
Then I heard ab air max tn out GMail Goggles. So brilliant and yet so wonderfully, non-mathematically human.
Someone at Google clearly came into work one morning and said: "You know that girl I met in a bar two nigh white huarache ts ago? You know, the one who turned her back on me...the one I regaled with the one-legged martian and the hermaphrodite pterodactyl joke...yeah, the one who poured her White Russian huarache shoe over my black satin H&M shirt?...well, I sent her an e-mail last night telling her I loved her."
"Step away from that laptop, sir. Step away from it now."
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The lovely thing about these Goggles is that the Googlies haven't totally sacrificed their mathematical religion on the altar of humanity.
Essentially, if you en nike air max 95 able the Goggles they will ask you several mathematical questions before allowing you to send a late-night Gmail. And you have to complete them within a certain time. It's a little like the nike air max 97 GMAT (but probably more difficult).
Surely there is not one amongst us who hasn't sent the wrong e-mail when the mind was a little slurry.
Or, perhaps worse, sent the right e nike air max 90 -mail to the wrong person. Come on, admit it, you've once sent an e-mail saying that Gregory Snoggings was a conniving, two-faced son of an ill-bred dachshund TO Gregory Snoggings. Just by air max tns mistake, Freudian or not.
The Goggles will sit by your side and electronically whisper into your ear: "Step away from that laptop. There's nothing to see here. Certainly not the way you'r new air maxs e seeing things right now. So drink lots of water and go to bed with Winnie the Pooh and Loopy Lou. Tomorrow morning you will be glad we had this conversation."
I would very much like to buy the wise, wonderful nike air max 92 person who invented these Goggles the largest and most refined drink possible.
And, come to think of it, isn't this the week for the Nobel Prizes?
Chris Matyszczyk is an award-
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winning creative director who advises major corporations on content creation and marketing. He brings an irreverent, sarcastic, and sometimes ironic voice to the tech world. He is a member of the CNET Blog Network and is not an employee of CNET. Topics: Media, Social networking Tags: Google, Gmail, Mail Goggles, Alcohol consumption Share: Digg Del.icio.us Reddit Facebook Twitter
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