An ant saw an elephant on the road, the ants into the earth, and only one leg dew in outside. A small rabbit saw indissolubles ask: "why leg dew in outside?" The ant said: "killed the elephant."

The second day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants lined up hurry hurry, asked why. The ant replied: "go on, pull the accident."

http://www.kidult-audio.com/usb-dac.html Not long ago, the rabbit saw a large number of ants is back, asked how, an ant says: "to apologize, or feel that they have no conscience."

The third day, the rabbit came to ask ants: that elephants live? Ant feel helpless to say "it is to tell me"

Good report disease after the elephant ants, court, ant tripped the elephant is a malicious damage, imprisonment in June. The ant refuses to accept, "bodily harm to imprisonment in February, why to me half a year?" The judge: "because you are not only deliberately, and run accident..."

The ant.
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A butterfly and want to find a lover. Naturally, he wanted to choose a very pretty one from among the flowers. So he put them all at once.

Each of the flowers is a quiet, modest sat Terrier son, as a girl without engagement that sit. But the number of them is very much, the choice is not easy. The butterfly would not trouble, so he flew to daisies. The French call this flower is called "Margarete". They know that, she can make predictions. She did her petals: lovers together to pick off, each with a lover asked about their lovers thing: "passion? -- the pain? -- love me very much? Only love a little? -- completely don't love?" And the question and so on. Everyone can use their language. Butterfly also ask; but he did not pluck petals, but kiss up to each petal. Because he thinks that only kindness to get the best answer.

"Dear 'Margarete' daisy!" He said, "you are everything in the most intelligent woman. You will make predictions! I ask you to tell me, I should take this one, or marry the one? Which will be my bride? If I knew, he can fly to her, and asked her to marry him."

But "Margarete" do not answer him. She was very angry, because she was only a girl, and he has called her "woman"; and there is a difference. He asked second times, third times. When he from her less than half a one word answer, they are no longer willing to ask. He flew away, and immediately began his proposal activities.

This is the spring, saffron and snowdrop were in full bloom.


"They are very pretty," said the butterfly, "just a bunch of first awakening interest in the opposite sex of the lovely girl, but so do not understand things." He like all young man, looking for a little older women.

So he flew into the anemones. According to his appetite speaking, the girl is bitter is a bit too strong for me. A little too enthusiastic violet; tulip too gorgeous; daffodils too common people; Linden flowers are too small, in addition to their relatives too much; apple blossoms looked like roses, but they opened today, tomorrow, thanks -- as long as the wind blows fall down. He felt that with their marriage is not for a long time. The pea blossom all the love: she has red with white, both refined and delicate. She is a very strong family values of women, appearance is beautiful, in the kitchen where it was. When he was going to ask her to marry him, see the flowers of the nearby have a pod pod tip -- hang a withered flower.