今日屋企有人黎拜年....所以爸b就一早叫醒左我....因為佢話佢煎左d羅拔糕 & 年糕朵d.....所以就叫我起身食...無奈....琴晚人地好夜訓家嗎......咁早叫醒我都唔知仲0麥.....比爸b嘈醒左之後就訓唔返....所以就走左去彈琴.....因為我好耐都無掂過我部琴那....所以就去彈下...彈完琴之後就諗住去洗頭啦.....但係點知肥媽咪竟然唔比我洗頭喎....因為佢話佢0岩0岩先至"抺"完個地下...所以廢事我又整濕個地下喎.....唉...超無奈羅我....因為佢0岩0岩自己先至洗完頭出黎...咁個地下都濕家啦.....咁所以我去洗頭又有咩所謂哩,......但係佢又話LEE又話路...點都唔肯比我去洗頭喎.....丫....佢都傻傻地家...頭都唔比人洗.....不過我就梗係唔理佢啦....趁佢唔發覺既時間就走左超洗頭.....哈.....笑死我那.....
後尾到3點縛既時候.....姑媽佢地就黎左那.....所以屋企就開始多人LU......後尾到5點幾傻大佬訓醒左之後......佢竟叫我陪佢去偃野.....咁橫掂我係屋企都無野做...又無位坐喎.....所以咪陪佢出去食野羅.....點知一落到樓....竟然見到城叔Ling啊嬸&當細佬喎...咁我地就同揮手叫佢啦.....但係點知我啊叔佢超傻羅...竟然咁都望唔到我地......要我地叫佢..佢先至見到我地....後尾佢問我地去邊....我地話去食野....跟住佢就話同墊我地一齊去那...咁我地咪話好羅....食完野之後就同佢地行返屋企....一入到屋....就見到人山人海....超多人....超多小朋友...超嘈.....而且就連廚房都比我叔公&爸b佢地攻佔左要黎玩啤牌....搞到想羅野飲都唔得羅.....無奈....咁所以我就同傻大佬諗住"lee埋"係房度玩電腦啦....但係點知我間房已經比d小朋友霸住左部電腦黎玩....而且仲搞到連入都入唔到.....唉....唔怪得之我唔見我蠢細佬係我房度玩電腦而係係肥媽咪間房度睇電視啦...原來係無得玩.....哈......搞笑....由於我間房多人得滯.....所以我就唯有走左去傻大佬間房度玩蠢細佬部廢電腦啦......但係點知超hand.....而且仲慘既就係無得坐,...要企起度玩.....因為我屋企d"鄧"已經比人坐曬.....所以就搞到我同傻大佬都無得坐......不過好彩我有個表妹(培培表妹)超好羅...因為佢見到坐左係地下超辛苦...所以佢就比左佢張"椅仔"我坐......開頭我話唔駛家...但係佢話佢唔駛坐...因為佢要係度周圍走喎.....咁所以就比我坐....唉...雖然係矮左好多...不過都好過坐地下啊嗎.........但係傻大佬都係無得坐啦...超可憐啊....不過後尾佢唔知係邊度搵返我張琴"鄧"...跟住就羅左入房坐羅.....超醒啊..........
而且今日我超忙羅...因為個個都勁叫我幫佢地整野......係咁琪琪....琪琪咁叫.....搞到我就黎暈咁滯羅.....而且差唔多個個都嗌過我咁滯啊.....而且仲搞笑既就係我培培表妹羅....因為佢勁係度叫我琪琪姐姐......而且連算連食緊飯既時候佢都每隔一陣就叫我一次....搞到連我四姑丈都頂佢唔順.....問佢係咪好鍾意我喎.....所以就係度勁叫我...哈超搞笑羅....
後尾到8點幾...就出左去食飯....超好笑...因為我肥媽咪佢地係度派利是比d相熟既侍應...但係點知d人見到我肥媽咪派利是...竟然一窩峰咁擁埋黎喎.....當堂嚇親我羅...所以我就更係打死都企係傻大佬後面啦.....因為佢地咁樣擁埋黎....容0麥易比佢地撞到啊.....咁我就更係企係d安全既地方啦......而且今日肥媽咪剩係派比d侍應都派左成$400出去有多啊....因為今日d利是係我幫肥媽咪封家....而且仲要係$20蚊一封....每人兩封...都幾和味羅......食完飯之後送左D親戚去停車場羅車之後我地就返屋企那.....返到屋企見到超野超亂...超唔想執羅....
P.S 今日我知道左一件事羅....因為今日食飯既時候我坐係我二姑丈隔離....之後佢無啦啦問我係邊間毛紗公司度做....之後我呆一呆羅....因為我都無同過佢講過我係邊度做野...所以我一時之間反應唔黎.....跟住佢再問我...我咪講左我間公司名出黎羅....之後佢就話我間公司好似唔係毛紗公司黎家喎....係幫d人訂紗朵d....跟住我就話係啊...我地係間agent公司.....跟住佢就話你老細姓陸家嗎.....跟住我當堂嚇一嚇....詔左一陣先至話係啊.....跟住我姑姐就同我講話二姑丈係識我老細家羅.....唉...點解咁家.....點解佢地會識家....估唔到香港原來係咁細家炸.....無奈.....而且我二姑丈仲同我講話我細佬成日都笑口"細細"家羅.....超頂癮啊.....跟住佢仲問我係朵間公司做d咩...咁我咪同佢講羅....跟住佢就同我係度講d術語 .....而且仲問我今年興D咩.....跟住我又呆左一呆羅........因為我心諗....."唉....大佬...我邊度識啊.....因為我都係識少少姐嗎..."不過後尾我都有答佢係kid-mohair朵d.....因為我大佬細上朵幾排成日都問Kid-mohair既報價.......咁所以我咪答我二姑丈話係kid-mohair羅....跟住佢就話kid-mohair好貴家喎....起碼成$80一磅....跟住我就話係啊...要成$8 美金一磅.....(因為我地係用美金黎計).......跟住佢就問我地係咪問大陸 & 台灣羅紗朵d....跟住我就話係啊...但係大陸就多d.....因為我地間廠係中山...所以就問大陸羅多d....跟住佢就問我間廠個名係咪正得利.....唉...佢都知道啦...咁駛0麥問我啊.....無奈...而且跟住我二姑丈仲同我講話做lee d好啊.....因為有前景.....所以仲叫我係朵度學多d野...因為好有用家喎......跟住我姑姐就話叫我學多d野之後就過去幫我二姑丈手喎.....之後我就嗯左一聲就算....因為我多數都唔會去家啦.....hehe.....但係我真係萬萬都估唔到我二姑丈竟然係識我大老細既.....lee個世界真係細啊.....而且我真係超無奈羅.....不過我諗我大老細應該唔知道原來我係佢d fd既姨"生"女羅.....如果唔係就煩那....不過好彩我無係我二姑丈面前講我大老細既壞話姐.....如果唔係我就真係"魚"皮羅........hehe.....
p.s 2 今日我返到屋企既時候我肥媽咪係度數下夠竟今日有幾多人黎左我地屋企度拜年.....點知一數完之後我地個個都呆左羅....因為今日起碼有成30人係我屋企度.....超嚇人羅lee個數字.....而且係我屋企既時候我係唔覺得有咁多人家....雖然有好多人無位坐...又有好多人"lee"埋左係d房度.....但係我都唔覺得有成30幾人係度羅.....不過好彩我仲有d表姐 ...姑姐...啊叔 & 佢地d男女朋友無黎到姐.....如果唔係/.......我諗我間屋唔至有成30幾人係度羅.....因為如果計埋佢地既話起碼有成40幾人啊.....唉...超驚啊......但係我真係估唔到我間屋原來係可以容納咁多人家羅......超勁啊.....
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