12/12,,,今日係朗屎生日牙,,我地前前後後都唔知同佢講左幾多次"生日快樂"牙,,,我朝一返到去,見到佢個頭...就知今朝冇梳頭啦,,=="勁好笑wo佢個頭,,只係笑佢個頭都唔知笑左幾耐,,我篡得最好笑既,,佢今日先到12牙,,第1堂係數學堂牙,,勁勁勁勁勁好笑,,朗屎唔識做一題數,,,我都係,,有6個都係,,要企係身,,,哈:其實我一題都冇做,,岩岩先抄既,,,朗屎見到我係梁老妖堂抄功課,,,佢又諗住抄wo,,,哈哈,,佢比陳梓峯見到,,,其實,同陳梓坐得咁近,,,佢一早係morning reading既時候,見到我係到抄,,係咁抄啦,,,佢都冇出到聲~~朗屎一抄,,佢就係到話:莊筱朗同學,,,你係到做咩牙,,知係朗屎就一定冇抄牙,,扮哂野係咁話:我搾筆炸ma,,冇牙,,,!!之後每當佢一想抄既時候,,陳梓就係到話:莊筱朗同學,,,你係到做咩牙??笑死我,,佢個樣勁無奈囉,,,==..之後,,個梁老妖,,,叫我答佢問題,,,佢問我尼個係點做出黎,,,嘩,,數學wo,我點會識牙,,咁我咪答佢:頭先咁做出黎架囉,,,之後全班都係到笑wo,,我都唔知咩事,,,之後佢又係到話我啦,,,佢都痴線既,,,之後就到希仔答佢問題,,,:個朗屎令轉面,,,之後,梁老妖咪話:莊筱朗,,等佢自己答,,,令返過黎,,!!之後,多屎同希仔咪話:我/佢都冇教我/佢,,,之後梁老妖發脾氣wo,,,係到話:莊筱朗,,你咁中2教佢,,,第時佢d功課,,你同佢搞掂佢,,哈哈,,朗屎就一定會答返佢架啦,,,呵,,佢d所為既,,理論,,真係笑死人,,,曲既都可以變返直,,,==""之後,,,朗屎就係到做埋d低b野,,,我地係到笑,,梁老妖叫左陳梓企係到,,,之後,,朗屎再做,,勁係到笑個個,,之後個梁老妖勁大聱叫左我起身,,我話,,又關我事牙,,,之後佢話,,你冇笑牙,,講左幾多次上堂要認真,,唔準笑牙,,之後我咪話:嘩,,e+得我一個笑牙,,,只係罰我一個,,佢地夠有笑啦,,之後佢話:咁你企唔企牙,,唔企小息落去企,,,之後我話:嘩,,搞錯牙,,,,算,,企咪企囉,,,!!我一企起身,,,就打左中,,呵呵,,天意!!成班都係到笑佢,,,真係樣衰,,,!!之後,,放學,,佢話market嘈,糖,陳梓,bbj都要留堂,,,咁我就話係小食部等佢囉,,同希仔佢地成班人係下面食野,,,呵,,見到個姣婆係到織頸巾wo,,,希希勁大聱講左句,,,嘩!!勁樣衰牙,,,人地織佢織,,都唔知到點解d人可以織到咁樣衰衰架,,,之後妖婆靜靜雞望左過黎,,,我地好多個人都異口同聱話:望咩牙望!!~~~勁魚囉d人,,,,!!!之後,,見到果個彥卓嵐,,希夷叫我去問佢,覺得呂令唔令女,,好~咁我咪問囉,,,呵,,點知,,人地話勁樣衰wo~~咁我地見market咁耐都未落黎,,,咁咪上去搵佢囉,,哈哈,,原來梁老妖叫佢地寫反思牙,,,個梁老妖比左支筆market,,,哈,,果支筆比我地整到留哂墨,,,用唔到~~勁爽!!之後,,佢講一句,,,bbj答一句,,,仲要勁似對聯咁,,,又岩音,,又精彩,,笑死人!!6點,,market終於走得,,不過bbj同陳梓仲未得,,,bbj話夜,,佢驚wo~叫我地等埋佢wo~~呵,,個梁老妖話唔比,,,咁我地話:梁老師,,咁不如你送佢返屋企啦,,,!!bbj話,就唔洗啦,,我心領啦~~之後,,我同markt咪行出去搭車,,,勁黑,,超恐怖囉~~我地一路行,,一路講朗屎,,,勁好笑~~
聽日唔洗返學牙,,都唔知去邊好~~~~** |
