見到個標題,,,,大家都知道今日會講D乜.....就係GEOGRAPHY,,,,,,地理

好好好好好好好憎地理呀呀呀呀呀呀呀......(吶喊聲隨風消逝.....)

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT CHANGE? GEOGRAPHY！EXAM'S GOING TO BE HERE EVERY MINUTE! YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T GIVE ME TIME! WE COME HERE TO DIE! YOU KNOW!(英文話劇中的對白改編)

你乜事啊你？點解你唔改變吓呢？地理！考試會係任何一分鐘出現！你知佢唔會俾時間我架啦！我哋嚟呢到送死架咋！你知架！

唉.....真係無時間啦......點算點算.....下次下次....下次大概可以.....這個EXAM誰會搞掂？搞到我又要等下次.....

邊個提出考試呢樣野架........= = 等我穿越時空殺咗佢.........

算啦....要來的始終都要嚟....是福不是禍....是禍擋不過......BUT....可唔可以係福先???

今天考試目標係.....全級30....唔貪心架啦....我上兩次都係33、34....BUT係呢間學校.....進一兩級都好難....=3=

唯有努力啦~~~當然如果進到去我學號就仲好~~~~27~~~~XD

但係....如果死係GEOG手上,,,,就真係唔係幾抵....我由細到大都未試過唔及格....當然宜家都未....但係我唔想有！！

GEOG：你死緊架啦！(不懷好意地笑)

我：就連西史都未死....幾時輪到GEOG????你死啦你！看招！勁溫書！！！

GEOG：你.....你....竟然出到呢招？好，我都出絕招！MISS LEE 的"司路"(ZERO)！！

我：(伸出食指搖搖，不屑地)哼！你有"司路"，我有耳塞！我塞！我乜都聽唔到...(雙手合十，進入入定狀態)

GEOG：你.......你.....

我：我乜都聽唔到...我乜都聽唔到...(身上出現蓮花，背後金光顯現！)

GEOG：(失聲道)原來....原來....你就係娥死人唔填命GA MISS MA GA化身！？？？

我：(除下耳塞，冷笑)你宜家先知....太遲啦！看我的娥死人唔填命！！！基本法有9章160條條文3個附件....

GEOG：(絕望地慘叫)救命呀.....我死係"基本法"手上啊....(雙腳一伸，已承蒙主寵召，魂歸天國也)

我：勝利永遠都係屬於我GA！！！哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~(身軀逐漸潛入水底，溫書去也~~)

從此，我潛入水底，待到考試完畢，便會潛返上嚟....吸啖新鮮空氣.....