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A: shop assistant
B: shop assistant
C: customer(girl)
D: customer(boy)...>>>>> this is me ~ >_<
B: Hey come on! We have the greatest hearing aid in this world!!!!!!!
C:What is it???
B:A hearing aid.
C:Pardon????
B: A hearing aid!!!!!!!!
C:I can’t hear you!!!
B: This is a hearing aid!!!!
D:Oh!I’m sorry sir, but she’s deaf
B:Really???Then tell your girlfriend to buy it!!!!
D:But she’s deaf, so I can tell nothing to her..
B:Use sign language then.
(…………………..)
*Entered the shop*
A:You see here it is !!!! It is really beautiful, like a pair of earrings. If you don’t need this, you can also buy this as a jewel…… it is a fake one of course.
B: Hey you stupid guy, keep quiet. Do you want to be fired?
A: Wop..Sorry, I’m just telling the truth…
C: Oh! This is really GORGEOUS!!!! How much does it cost?
A: Actually it’s not really expensive, just $10,000 dollars, and there are different colors that you can choose-red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple….
D:WOW!!!RAINBOWWW!!!!
C: Give me the red one. Oh my god! It looks so good on me.
A:It has many functions- it can translate all the languages in the world into you mother language.
D:That’s it??? We’re not buying it!!!Let’s go honey.
C:Where are we going??????I love those earrings!!!
D:Those are not earrings , but a hearing aid!!!!
C:Yes, I know.They are earrings!!!
D:No!!!!!!
C:What???
D:(writing on the board)That is a hearing aid
C:Oh
B:Wait a minute!! Hey! Don’t go away. I have not explained all the functions yet.
A: Actually it can also clear the noise.
D:So what????
B: Others cannot do that.
C: And this is the reason why it costs $10,000 dollars????
A: You can also listen to the radio.
D: Umm, that’s ok. But is there any more functions?
A: Of course!!!!!You can listen to fairy tales too!!!Moreover,it is also an MP3-player!!And if you feel lonely…….
C: Darling, can we go now? I don’t want to stay here anymore.
D: Oh my dear, just wait for a moment.
C: No, I’m really hungry.
D: Don’t be naughty.
C: (Crying, then She throw the ear-ring to the water.)
D: Oh my god! I’m so sorry.
B: Oh don’t be afraid. This product is also waterproof. So you don’t have to worry.
A: You are right, it’s flameproof too. It still works under a condition up to 10,000℃ .
D: That’s too ridiculous.I don’t believe you.Where’s my girlfriend???
A: Don’t worry . Your girl is here. (Take out a interchange trailer)
Can you see a yellow dot here? It represents where the ear-rings are. Actually, it is used for searching the lost ear-rings , so that you can know the location of the your earrings.
B: Let’s go to find your girlfriend now. (On the other side)
C:Where am I??????
(Earthquake suddenly)
Earthquake!? Ah......Honey! Help me! Help me!
D: Oh my dear, are you ok?
C:OH MY GOD!!It hurts!!!!!!!Wait!!!I can hear now!!!
D:Wow!!!This hearing aid worrrks!!!
(The two salesmen come)
B:Of course it works!!!!
C:Honey,I’m dying……
D: Call 999! Oh my god! Where’s my phone???
A: Hey you see, our products are made of a very strong material. It is a shock absorber. It will not be destroyed even by an earthquake
C:Shut up!!!!!!I don’t wanna hear!!I don’t wanna know!!!Call 999
A: Oh I’m sorry, but I haven’t brought my phone.
B: Don’t be afraid! Our products have a very useful function. When you press this button it will send messages to the nearest police station.The police will find us in 10 minutes.
D: (Grab the product from C’s ear)
C:Oh!!Be careful!!
D:I’m so sorry!
B:Hey guys!!I’ve got another product to introduce to you.This is a Super watch!!!it….
C:Shut up pls!!!!!Why don’t you help us???
B:Sorry,but that’s not our business.
D:You are ****ing crazy!!!!!
B: Hell yeah
D:Curse on your family!!!!!!!!!!!!
A:Thank you!!But you haven’t paid the $10000 dollars yet.
C:Ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(C died)
D: Oh dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A:Oh!!I forgot to tell you !!!There’s one more fuction of this listening-helper!!
D:What???
A:It can bring your girl back to life.Pull the earrings
C:lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
D:Babe,are you okay now???
C:I’m alright!!!!Where am I????Who are you???
D:I’m your boyfriend Edward!!!!!
C:I don’t know you!!!
D:What???I can’t believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You must be kidding!!!
B:Hey!!!Pull yourself together!!!Daniellizer can help her.It can rewind someone’s memory!
D:Oh thank god!!!!
(walking towards C)
C:what do you want???
A:Go and slap her
C:AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C:Oh Edward!!!My love!!!!!!
D:Daniella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C: Thank you guys !!!! You helped us a lot
B: You should thank Daniellizer
C:Thank you Daniellizer(touching her ear)
D:Bye guys!!!!!!!!!!
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