我系大陸個一段時間日日都系同我表弟訓,佢有一晚,唔知佢發咩夢,一招奪命香雞腳,一野踩落我個小弟弟到,我即刻痛醒左!!!!

我系大陸,日日朝早都會去飲茶,我地都會叫好多野黎食,仲要加多一罐可樂,所以只有咩野食唔曬,又會交比我呢個表弟食!!!!

我系就黎返黎嘅前一日,我同表弟,表妹,佢細佬一齊去左游水~~~我地個日游早水,所以5點幾起鬼左身,食埋早餐就出發,去到泳池,我同表弟先記得冇拎泳庫~~~好彩我著緊條短庫,但系我表弟就...佢著緊條牛仔褲,佢為有徐左d庫,淨系著條底底落去游水,一路游,一路比人望,陰公,成日就系咁比人望,佢仲要冇拎第二條底底,所以上水個時,佢連底底都唔著,淨系著條牛仔褲炸~~~~~

我老豆佢出過香港,佢返黎個時買左好多香蕉,我同表弟,米去攞黎食,佢又唔小心,跌左條香蕉,我就踩鬼左落去,我跌左落地下,我想閙佢個時,佢就大叫,佢話我殺左佢奶奶=]陰公,我米話佢我幾時殺左你奶奶呀,我都未同你計,你話我!!!!佢就話返我,你有殺我個奶奶!!我就話,我幾時有殺呀!!!佢話有,你殺左我個笨奶奶~~唉!!個時我都唔知好嬲定好笑!!!!!!

系我走個時,我同老豆,佢同埋表妹去左飲茶,飲完啦,米去答車囉,系個等,都唔知系唔系佢無聊得制,明知見到個西瓜皮,都要踩落去,但系佢有冇跌,佢只系善左一善,個動作超好笑,跟住我地就系咁系到笑,然後就有車黎啦~~~

哈哈,距離8月23日又少左一日啦!!!!!!!