今日係肥仔哥生日.講真,我

                                                                都唔記得咗佢生日lu.一返

                                                                到屋企,枱上面又意粉又炸

                                                                雞,最勁緊係pizza.阿媽叫

                                                                我唱生日歌,節省一d La,

                                                                算數：(恭祝你福壽橫穿個

                                                                 頭；買埋副棺材拜壽；年

                                                                 年都有今日；歲歲都有今

                                                                「焦」；恭喜你；恭喜你)

                                                                  呵呵!!!聽完之後,超無奈咁

                                                                  望住我,真係o哂.