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1. 巴斯光年殺左條龍之後變左咩？                                               撒隆（殺龍）巴斯

2. 當你看完A 片後要作什麼？                                                    B 片（VCD 分A、B 碟）
3. 咩植物識溜冰？                                                                         花，花式（識）溜冰
4. 皇后似咩？                                                                              似廣場，皇后「像」廣場
5. 咩玩具唔可以係船玩？                                                                 爆旋（船）陀螺
6. 有乜野慘過食屎？                                                                            食兩舊屎
7. 讀完中五讀乜？                                                                                   下午
8. 食乜野昆蟲會瘦？                                                                         蟻，食「蟻」瘦
9. 用身體上邊樣野可以修飾雙手？                                                毛髮，無法可修飾的一對手
10. 1+1 幾時會=3？                                                                                     錯果陣
11. 樹邊部份最得閒？                                                                             葉，葉德嫻（得閒）
12. 達文西密碼上面是什麼？                                                                             達文西帳號
13. 豬肉榮賣豬肉，菠菜蓮賣菠菜；咁衛蘭賣咩？                                        My（賣）love my fate
14. 鯊魚食左紅豆會變咩？                                                                                     紅豆沙
15. 檸檬最怕咩生果呢？                                                                               柑，柑橘檸檬
16. 窩打老道的老豆叫咩名？                                                                            窩打老豆
17. 小明點解會跳得高過飛鵝山？                                                                      因為飛鵝山唔識跳
18. 估一句英文：「ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA」？             Long time no C（see）

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