1.PE課時,我故意令全組人做掌上壓=p

2.PE課時,我故意避開手球,令後面的同學受傷xo

3.MU課時,睡著了...

4.午息當席時,有位中一女孩A跟我說......

A:我要生日禮物!!

我:你邊位呀?

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5.午息當席時,有位中一女孩A跟我說......

A:我俾左時間你預備啦,我份生日禮物呢?

我:...我送我自已俾你啦!

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6.午息當席時,有位中一女孩A跟我說......

我:今天是我們交往的第一天,我地去邊呀?(拖着她的手)

A:..........

就在這時,我發現埃及女妖看着我.

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7.M時,我拗緊了一支筆

8.M時,我拿了一顆kindar(?)

9.放學見到洪烷桐,約她出街,她不依,我在心中咒骂她一千次.

10.吃了出奇蛋後,藩惠賢無故地彈出來,問我蛋內是什麼玩具,而且恥笑她小朋友.

11.我被林廣儀fake我說地下有老鼠,嚇__死我了!!!我立刻睥了她一億眼.

嗯嗯.沒有了.

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↓If the grammar is wrong,hope grammar police don't arrest me;D

I feel extremely disappointed with you.Yup,why you can't dating with me? I have only dated with ya once time only...

SadSadSadSad.Ur so les.