桐谷修二,,唔係萬能

好無奈囉!!

今朝早收到肥婆既電話,,我訓醒左,,佢打比我果時7:05a.m

佢叫我踏1落去,,咩話!!*,,宜家踏1,,你叫我踏1落去,,點落牙,,xD!

咁我快快手手落去啦,,因為佢約左小P,,不過,,小p無約我=口=

肥婆係電話講比我知,,:莫Xx,,佢洗人唔洗本,,修二你都知道嫁啦,,我叫極到叫唔醒,,

你應該都好清楚,,"

佢咁同我講,,我好o咀,,明知自己比咩人都叫唔醒就唔好約人啦,,小p佢6:30打比佢,,

叫佢7:05等,,咁多時間,,都醒唔到,,我唔係好信囉,,

只後,,我同肥婆到左,,小p有D黑口黑面,,咁都正常,,因為要佢等咁耐,,

咁小P有D火火地,,咁肥婆又唔識死,,行到中途,,２*個係到吵,,

我本來無出聲,,不過,,又唔係咁想佢地係個商場到嘈,,咁我未發揮我修二既本能,,*

就係做"和事婆"xD!將D話題叉開佢,,等佢地唔好嘈,,*

好,,咁到到MＴR啦,,佢地又係到嘈,,我又無出聲,,唔理,,因為無奈,,

入到車廂,,佢地仲係到嘈,,仲要拉我落水,,O咀,,

肥婆叫我"耳仔",,咁我未聽下佢想講咩,,佢講"叫人地上你屋企影相,,就應該有責任叫醒人地"

我話,,"你講得好大聲"

小P聽到話"要講我壞話,,就係我面前講,,"

肥婆又講"我都係借牙欣隻耳仔用姐,,左耳入右耳出,,"點知,,

我咁岩,,一隻耳聽緊MP3,,

小P未串反佢"佢塞住耳點出牙!!"

跟住,,牙肥婆死唔斷氣講"唔服,,就講出泥,,唔好係到黑口黑面,,"

咁我見到咁,,一間嘈大左,,唔係太好,,因為係公眾地方,,

咁我未話"有咩,,返到課室先嘈,,到時點嘈到得,,"

小P聽到,,係到傻笑,,=口=跟住又無嘈,,

果然係修二=口="xD!

咁係課室到嘈,,小P叫理佢D fDdd泥我地班,,嘈肥婆佢,,

點知,,肥婆,,無撚啦啦,,拉我落水,,我點Q知咩事,,

好似,,講到我好口梳咁,,我屌佢老母,,

咁我又同小P佢地一齊嘈佢,,=口=好O咀,,

根本,,成單野都唔關我事,,*

放學,,返屋企,,sD,,mAil比小P,,點知,,

佢話比我知,,佢同肥婆比人,,拉左上館,,

咩話,,比人拉上館,,我問佢咩事?,,*

小P話,,比人捉到偷書=口=,,

點解會咁嫁,,xD!!

我宜家好擔心小P,,>^<