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1:::你寧願冇右手定冇左1隻腳?                    冇左1隻腳-    -'
2:::有人比1億你要你1隻手指,你肯嗎?                      肯`xP
3:::承上題,你斬邊隻?                            手指公- . -
4:::你寧願中風定老人痴呆?                            老人痴呆
5:::你寧願做2個蜂既駱駝定1個?[我寧願係2個波既女人;D]            =        =' 2個卦
6:::你寧願簡個7但聰明定令仔但戅居?             令仔但戅居^33^`嘻*
7:::2億做性奴隸?            =       =n0
8:::你寧願有天使面乳身材定魔鬼面乳身材?                =         =|||
9:::你寧願13歲大肚定61歲大肚?               13歲- . -'
10:::你寧願比老豆姦定比飛仔姦?                          飛仔!_!
11:::你寧願考第1定個樣第1?                  個樣第1`;D
12:::你寧願大便冇紙定落雨冇姐?                  梗係落雨冇姐-      -'' kaI kaI 地既
13:::ndsl冇mon定電話冇制,你要邊樣?                  ndsl冇mon- . -
14:::你寧願自己個女冇頭髮定冇身材?                            冇身材- , -
15:::你寧願做人妖定整容比人知?         整容比人知`,]]
16:::1億要你食屎?           =     =n0
17:::你寧願飛天定遁地?            飛天`y0y0!!-* x}
18:::10兄弟你想做邊個?                     um....有邊幾個- -??
19:::你寧願行行下街甩baba定甩fu?         w0r'''-       -真係選就行行下街甩baba=      =||||||||||||||||||||
20:::你寧願繼續做50問定唔做- -?           做`xP
21:::你寧願比人飛但有3萬定飛人?             比人飛但有3萬`嘻*^33^
22:::你寧願電視冇聲定係電腦冇mouse?            電視冇聲- . -
23:::你寧願冇keyboard定冇mouse?                     mouse`
24:::你寧願放屁比人知定挖鼻比人知?           =       =''''放屁比人G...哈哈`
25:::你寧願阿媽冇腦定你冇腦?              梗係ah媽冇腦laa *33*`
26:::你寧願有乳癌定有子宮頸癌?           w0r...咩都吾想有- , -
27:::1億玩笨豬針?           n0- , - 畏高耶!*
28:::1億坐跳樓機一晚?              =        =n0n0n0`
29:::你寧願手機冇電定電腦冇得開?           手機冇電-_-`
30:::你寧願搭地鐵比人叫你起身定3點阿媽叫你起身?[唔關事- -]                  3點阿媽叫你起身=  ='
31:::你寧願有個智障阿哥定有個咸濕阿哥?        智障阿哥= 33 =''
32:::你寧願冼蕉皮定冼西瓜皮?                 冼西瓜皮`
33:::你寧願冇得上網定冇得玩msn?            冇得上網=p
34:::你寧願比狗咬定比貓咬- -?                比貓咬- -
35:::你寧願冇bra定冇底fu?         冇底fu=      =''
36:::你寧願冇腳子尾定冇腳子公?            腳子尾! 0 !
37:::你寧願盲定聾?                聾`
38:::你寧願入老人院定入智障院?               老人院`=     =
39:::1億住鬼屋一晚?          n0n0n0`-﹏-'
40:::自己中搶定媽中搶?                自己=[]=`
41:::你寧願肥定醜?               肥`
42:::你寧願做俏betty定做李笑好?             2個都吾做.\/.''
43:::比雷pat定比閃電電?            比雷pat- -
44:::你寧願簡個你愛的人定愛你的人?           愛我既人`;)
45:::你寧願mario賽車冇車定cooking mama冇野煮?               cooking mama冇野煮`
46:::你寧願老豆變女人定老媽變男人?            老豆變女人`xDD
47:::2億要你身上斬一樣野你斬邊樣?          斬1條頭髮`; >
48:::你寧願xg冇music定冇背景?            xg冇music`
49:::你寧願考第一冇朋友定考第尾有朋友?            考第尾有朋友^33^`
50:::做完之後你寧願講多謝定講我係豬扒唔該?                   =       =無奈InG`, ; ]]