今日好唔garl~ 上英文嗰時, 個死人假髮(kuku~姨家改左名, 叫虛偽嘅頭髮<---係咪好假呢個名~), 成日係道暗串, 話我地班係beast, 最抵死嘅係佢嘅興趣係著埋d假衫、假水晶頸鍊、d粉揸到成吋厚感揸到落頸、戴住個整形假鼻、爛到穿洞嘅絲襪、(玩cosplay制服誘惑咩........姨家又唔係做愛.......搞到人地好頂唔順加瑪....) 當然唔小得佢嗰個有頭皮嘅假髮啦, lee樣簡至係令佢為之自豪嘅東菇頭(真係一d自知知明都無......仲成日話自己好clever, 都唔知佢個腦係咪比個死假髮澤住左....................唉.........)

係讀ERS嗰堂嗰陣時, 我同海螺Tart哂d ERS離填個英文閱讀表, 跟住又周圍調位坐、周圍走........

重一路上堂一路訓, 當正係幼稚園生夠鐘訓教感, miss過離叫醒我地, 我地就眼都唔斬話好頭痛呀(lee d就係正宗嘅”講大話唔『斬』眼”) 跟住又乘機串佢, 話係d頭皮多得擠澤住個頭, 好鬼痛.....跟住就同埋tim婦羅一齊比假野大陸A貨罰左去102留堂..........點知比我見到--------

笑涵! 我差d咩都唔記得哂撲埋上去啦........跟住望一望佢隔離嗰個......佢地仲好好傾感, 留堂都感開心.......怒怒怒.....我坐低左之後,  一直都係道望住笑涵, 唔知佢係突登避我定係扮哂唔知我係道......總之.....就係一眼都無望過我.......個心好似有d痛啦...(moui原來你都會講真話架.....不過都無use啦, 又唔係對佢講.....簡直係IQ 2百....) 腰!(jack係妖)咪係道踐踏我啞! (踩咪踩囖~姨家係任踩嘅! 10蚊一次, 隋意發洩~)

(唔只我踩你嫁......好心你就去做番d野啦.....唔係就無機會嫁啦!) 噗!哈哈哈哈哈......你講野好似我老媽子呀!!!哈哈哈......

(我要up嘅係感多, 講完。) 唔好啦!講多幾句離聽啦!幾好玩啵~

(唔要!) 哈哈...你講左啦!!!哈哈....

喂! 講多幾句丫.........

講啦..............

你唔陪我無人陪嫁啦.................jack屎係好友都比唔上佢...........