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                                       詩者           潘家傑

                                           從前看報紙

                                           越看越急屎

                                            誰知拿厕紙

                                            積刻賴左屎

                                      詩者             林嘉亮

                                        日照香爐生紫煙

                                        李白來到烤鴨區

                                        口水流下三千尺

                                        摸摸銀袋有無錢

                                        只見地下二毫五

                                        只能買個雞屁股

                                ~~留唔留cm比都我ga~~