死人啊生

                                 今日.我地照常番學

                            第一堂就係我最啊唔鐘意ge堂

                                            美勞

                       我係美勞堂哥震我劃左(超級恐怖)

                         個超級恐怖係我送比個死人周生

                             在最後一堂哥震個仆街

                           佢力左我幅畫係到話我

                          真係想頂佢老豆仆街落屎抗!!

                                      普通的一天

                                  今日,我8:00番學

                                     番完學之後,

                                我叫啊14號去我屋k

                                   之後佢5:00走左

                              跟住我睇睹聖(一開始好好笑)

                               最後,你地比唔比cm比我

                                        都OK啦!!!

 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~兩首笑詩~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                                       詩者           潘家傑

                                           從前看報紙

                                           越看越急屎

                                            誰知拿厕紙

                                            積刻賴左屎

                                      詩者             林嘉亮

                                        日照香爐生紫煙

                                        李白來到烤鴨區

                                        口水流下三千尺

                                        摸摸銀袋有無錢

                                        只見地下二毫五

                                        只能買個雞屁股

                                ~~留唔留cm比都我ga~~