混你他媽的帳，不知不覺在半年中近視加深了２５度，雙眼如是！最無奈的是，我不知道我現在的度數。雖說加深了２５度，可是我根本就不知我原本多少度，真的是混帳。

　　明天就去科大，與小夜姐幽會聚舊，都好幾個月沒見啦，希望我可以及時起床。

ALADDIN: I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Tell me princess, now when did you last
Let your heart decide?


I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride


A whole new world!
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming


JASMINE: A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you!

ALADDIN: Now I'm in a whole new world with you!

JASMINE: Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky


JASMINE: A whole new world!
ALADDIN: Don't you dare close your eyes
JASMINE: An hundred thousand things to see
ALADDIN: Hold your breath--it gets better!
JASMINE: I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be!

ALADDIN: A whole new world!
JASMINE: Every turn a surprise
ALADDIN: With new horizons to pursue
JASMINE: Every moment, red-letter

BOTH: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
That's where we'll be

ALADDIN: A thrilling chase
JASMINE: A wondrous place
BOTH: For you and me!

Look at this stuff 看看這東西

Isn't it neat?是不是很整齊潔淨？

Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? 你不覺得我的收藏很完整？

Wouldn't you think I'm the girl你不認為我是這個女孩

The girl who has ev'rything? 這女孩擁有所有的東西嗎？

Look at this trove看看這個寶庫

Treasures untold無盡的寶藏

How many wonders can one cavern hold? 有多少美妙的事物可以保存在一個洞穴？

Lookin' around here you'd think (Sure) she's got everything在這裡環顧四周你將會認為 （當然）她擁有一切

I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty我擁有許多小工具和小玩意兒

I've got who its and what its galore 我擁有許多誰的與甚麼的

(You want thingamabobs? I got twenty) （你想要珍珠嗎? 我有二十個）

But who cares? 但誰在乎？

No big deal沒什麼大不了

I want more我想要更多

I wanna be where the people are我想成為在那裡的人們中的一個

I wanna see我想看看

Wanna see 'em dancin' Walkin' around on those想看看他們跳舞和到處走路用著

(What you call 'em?) oh – feet 你叫那什麼？喔--腳

Flippin' your fins you don't get too far拍動你的鰭你無法去太遠

Legs are required for jumpin', dancin' 雙腿是被需要用來跳躍和跳舞

Strollin' along down a (What's that word again?) street和漫步在（重覆一下那是什麼字?）街

Up where they walk 在上面他們走著

Up where they run在上面他們跑著

Up where they stay all day in the sun在上面他們整天都在陽光下

Wanderin' free自在的遊蕩

Wish I could be Part of that world 希望我能成為 那個世界的一部分


What would I give我將該給甚麼

If I could live Outta these waters? 如果我能活在這水面之上

What would I pay To spend a day我將如何支付來花一整天

Warm on the sand? 在溫暖的沙灘上?

Betcha on land They understand 在陸地上打賭他們能理解

Bet they don't reprimand their daughters打賭他們不會譴責他們的女兒

Bright young women 聰穎的年輕的女子

Sick o' swimmin'煩膩了游泳

Ready to stand已準備好站立

And ready to know what the people know並已準備好去知道人們所知道的

Ask 'em my questions問他們我的問題

And get some answers並得到一些答案

What's a fire and why does it什麼是火和它為什麼

(What's the word?) burn?（那是什麼字？）燃燒？

When's it my turn? 何時才能輪到我？

Wouldn't I love 我不能愛(嗎)

Love to explore that shore above? 不能愛去探索那海岸之上嗎?

Out of the sea在海上

Wish I could be Part of that world 希望我能成為 這個世界的一部分

　　板口新八！不對，志村大助！不對不對，是板口大助（志村新八）。你不要「跳槽」來ＯＮＥ　ＰＩＥＣＥ啊！回去你的銀魂時代！我不會相信你就是我深愛的小艾斯，你不會是他！艾斯並不是一個吐槽角色，請你不要污辱他！我沒錯，是污辱！

　　還有今天我不相信我去了游水，那根本在浸水是吧？（雖然我不懂）我才不要在香港這鬼地方浸水！要浸，也去泰國浸！我要學金鈴！我要學她想去泰國就立刻放下手上的事買機票去泰國！

　　我更想......

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今日用口語-,_-

今日真係好似個傻仔囉,特登冒住雨返學係你地面前做白痴.

真係好唔中意咁囉.

比番少少我入都好掛,真係唔係有MISS係到我神早翻左枱同爆粗-,_-

仲有,我俾面火星要考試同MO毛坐我隔離咋.

真係啊,第一次覺得大口富原來係咁好.

真係濕到人地睇唔出,

雨再唔係直或斜落,而係打橫落-,_-

有傘都冇用.

難得搵返對鞋出黎-3-

結果都係比橫雨整濕......

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