買啲"B"LOOK衫褲,

買完去M記Hea陣先,

我地食完嘢之後,

一齊去Toilet...

咁間洗手間得一格,

咁我地咪一齊去囉,

我地兩個去去吓嗰陣,

出面有條師奶大叫

話有好多人等緊喎...

咁我唔多据佢,

咁咪勁大聲話去緊囉!!

跟住我仲大聲咁同大佬講:

[你快啲啦!人地唔忍得呀!!!]

跟住大佬就話:

[快緊囉!!]

我地兩個係Toilet裡面玩唱雙簧,

搞到個條師奶火都黎埋>>

仲問話我地係唔係啪丸係裡面,

又話要報警~

我咪話:[好驚呀!!點算呀?!]

條師奶話:[好!你有種唔好走,等啲警察黎拉你~]

我串佢:[你咪係度浪費警力啦!!]

跟住條師奶淆我地,

改口話十分鐘之內唔出黎先報警喎,

淆底淆到佢咁都算搞笑囉__

之後我同大佬係裡面玩多陣先肯死出黎*

佢吹我地唔起哇!

好心佢啦,,

我地兩個加埋都細過佢,

條師奶竟然同我地計?!

佢有冇事呀?!

正87___-

今日串佢串咗咁耐,

真係好鬼滿足呀.....嘻嘻