11號是我媽的既生日**o個日既朝早,,我係子濼的家訓,,跟住1點度醒左,,咁我咪開一開個icq囉,,跟住我細佬就同我講話今日媽的生日喇,,咁我咪等埋子濼起身至出去囉,,丫,,個仆街3點幾4點先起身喎咁跟住落到元朗吹左陣水我就返屋企喇,,返到去個個都冇咩反應咁我咪同我媽的講生日老快囉,,跟住佢就出左去搵佢d fd玩喇,,咁我咪戇鳩鳩咁係屋企訓左陣囉,,跟住子濼叫我出黎喎,,咁我咪同我細佬出去囉,,出到去呢,,悶到嘔水的模樣,,咁我咪叫的權陪我去打機囉,,超老開,,玩依女波跑04喎,,嘩,,老開到我丫,,屌丫,,跟住玩玩下無啦啦查排喎,,咁我咪o左咀囉,,跟住唔記得有咩事發生過了**

12號喇,,我1點幾出左黎搵子濼啦,,跟住去左唱k,,咁又晒左80蚊喇,,又o咀了...之後唱唱下阿青打黎叫我地落老全喎,,咁我地咪提早左半粒鍾走喇,,屌丫,,去到原來係叫我地黎等去食飯喎,,心諗"又去唔成架啦"屌丫,,俾我估中左--"跟住咪係a+吹水囉,,吹完就去左老m食野喇,,跟住子濼話有個m姐幾令喎,,咁我地咪死去陪佢去睇囉,,跟住我地個個都淨係排佢條隊買老雪食,,跟住個m姐好無奈囉,,食完老雪喇,,我地就去左百鳥的玩喇,,去緊o個陣,,有人打俾阿青同佢講話榮哥d細老俾人打,,咁我地咪返返老全集合囉,,跟住去到,,嘩,,個個都方到死,,之後又冇野了...跟住我失憶,,唔記得做過d咩,,淨係記得11點幾度阿青請我地飲酒,,跟住我地係咁玩,,玩到個個都好醉的模樣,,跟住1點度我返左屋企嚕**

好那掛我的老婆狗呀,,你幾時先可以出黎搵我呀><"

9號那天的早上,我7點半先起身喎,咁我咪飛出去元場搵老婆囉,屌丫,去到冇人喎,,仲要唔記得左帶介子,仆街喇==''跟住v仔打黎叫我過A+索K喎咁我咪又飛過去囉,魚,去到冇晒嚕><"跟住V仔個撚樣叫我唔好返學喎,,咁我咪冇返囉,,跟住同呇a玩到11點幾,,又俾人呃左嚕><"條撚樣話12點返屋企喎,,屌丫--"跟住我就同大貓子同他的女友同唔知邊個去左唱K喇,,跟住唱到3點幾,,我地就走了過A+等呇a黎喇,,屌丫悶到仆街,到左夜晚喇,,UNCLE又叫我地去釣魚子喎,,咁我又唔知去唔去好,,跟住V仔又叫我去啵,,咁咪又俾囮c多次囉--"去到o個度我地就整唔知咩啦,,跟住就釣喇,,子競哥第一個釣到野上黎喎,,釣左隻蟹喎,,跟住到細賓,,跟住到UNCLE,,我同V仔同阿蔥咩都釣唔到,,阿蔥最好笑,成日釣石,仲有C欣就係度訓覺藴--"咁跟住釣到5點幾我地就搭老輕返元朗喇**天光了,,咁我就返學喇,,跟住我就去左元朗場搵老婆狗啦,,跟住我係咁同坁掠?,玩完就走了,,咁我返到學校就係咁訓啦,,訓到LUNCH都唔識醒喎,,放學了,咁我就落左a+了,,又是冇野做的,,跟住老婆子同子彤黎左喇,,咁我咪又係冇野做,,冇野講"到左夜晚喇,,咁阿樺話走啦,,咁我咪去左A+囉,,跟住阿樺呇a係去左M記喎,,子彤又唔知做咩同人嘈喎咁我地咪上去囉,,子彤就話人地D女啤鳩呇a咁勆地就嘈喇,,跟住我同細B咪同呇a傾囉,,嘈o個D有D都識既,,咁咪廢事嘈囉,,搞定了,,跟住咪返A+坐囉,,跟住唔記得左有D咩事,,淨係記得阿樺唔開心,,我哄?,吤s我唔好煩,,跟住呇P返我講SORRY,,我就話不太喜歡,,咁妠N嬲左我,,咁我就攬住夆?,跟住吤s我放手俾囧?,咁我就跟住?,咁阿樺就屌我老母叫我走開,,跟住我好嬲返左A+了,跟住吨S唔知做咩返返黎,,跟住我冇理?,跟住又唔記得有D咩事做過,,又淨記得UNCLE同阿發嘈,,嘈到超撚大獲野,,唔講喇**　　　再待你好,,也無回報"

唉唉,,今上堂又唔知做咩屌鳩個阿sir喎><"算了吧,,不要提......跟住又要留堂做返d功課喎,,慘死..."跟住放學了,,我去左A+搵v仔啦,,跟住老婆子同子彤黎左喎,,咁我又唔知做咩唔理老婆狗喎,,跟住又返A+坐啦,,子濼又來了,,跟住我地係度吹吹吹水啦,,跟住屎忽恆個仆街叫撚左佢大佬黎喎,,咁我唔知咩事啦,,就坐左係度喇,,跟住屎忽個大佬問邊個係子濼啦,,咁子濼就企左出黎喇,,跟住講兩講屎忽個大佬唔知做乜撚野打鳩子濼喎,,咁我咪Ｏ咀咁望住佢地囉,,跟住阿清同UNCLE就走出黎禁住佢喇,,跟住阿清打俾佢地阿大"子競哥",,跟住佢落到黎就係度同D大佬係度傾喇,,跟住子競哥咪同屎忽仔個大佬講對唔住囉,,跟住個仆街個樣唔知點咁,,咁子競哥咪發火囉,,係咁嘈係咁嘈,,跟住UNCLE又係度嘈,,之後知道成件事係鳩財搞出黎啦,咁子競咪同佢個大佬講話打鳩佢囉,,跟住一拳打落個肚度,,嘩,,一野飛左落D草度,,勁撚到丫--"跟住就話冇野,,屌,,其實點會冇野丫,,以後都係唔好落咁多去喇,,跟住我的老婆子話走喎,,咁我緊係唔老開啦,,但係都要俾佢走架,,算了吧,,過去的己過去了><"冇野講喇**