勁無奈low.....

銀包唔見左..張圖書證又係個銀包果度wo..又要我去報失

學生證又要buy過..張8達通=口=""唔好提la,,我ar媽話唔比我用8達通wo－３－''

maths quiz 得15/30ja..死左>:<

無野好講ararararrarararararrararararrarararr.......

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joke

有個客人想叫多杯奶茶,個waiter聽唔到。個客

大聲叫道:「唔該!我仲要一杯奶茶!」

waiter有d火,走過去話:「你唔洗咁大聲,我唔係聾ga。」

客人:「sorry,我驚你聽唔到ja」

waiter:「唔緊要,你的coffee洗唔洗加奶ar?」

客人:「$@&#(*$&%*」

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好黑arararararararra.why會咁gagagagagagaggagagaggagagagaggaga""-口-""

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joke先......

霸王餐,,..,,..

一大清早,肥谷走入粥店,好loud咁同個waiter話:「唔該

三"dou"牛肉粥。」

waiter聽左即刻落單,點知,肥谷坐定之後,突然改變主

意。

肥谷:「喂!ar哥,都係唔要牛肉粥la,同我換一隻鹹

肉粽,一碟牛肉腸粉丫。」

waiter:「好ar!」

waiter送上鹹肉粽同牛肉腸粉。

肥谷食完,大模c樣行出粥店,waiter見到,立即上前捉住肥谷。

waiter:「ar生!你味比錢wo!」

肥谷非常愕然:「比咩錢ar!」

waiter:「你食左隻粽同碟牛腸未比錢。」

肥谷:「有冇搞錯!隻粽同牛腸係我用牛肉粥換+ma!做咩要比錢ar!」

waiter:「咁d牛肉粥你都冇比錢wo!」

肥谷look大隻眼,聲大夾惡:「牛肉粥?我根本都冇食過你碗粥,何來比錢?」

waiter:「!$@^!*%@」

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我今日buy左本ghost故.原價$58.而家$10ja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

即刻買左,而家有哂2集..今晚bow埋佢

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我正左我個日記ＬＡ．．．ｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａ

ｌｅｅ排好悶ａｒ．．悶到抽ｇｕｎ．ａｒ．．

又見唔到我個ｇｏｏｄ．ｂｒｏｔｈｅｒ．．．．．．

好悶ａｒ好悶ａｒ好悶ａｒ好悶ａｒ好悶ａｒ好悶ａｒ好悶ａｒ．．．．．

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

我隻野同我隻ｂ．．ｈａｈａ

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

ｌａｕｇｈ話一個．．

一早就知．

　　今日，大力ｇｅ生命走到最後．而佢太太小如，

就好安靜咁係佢隔離陪住佢．

　　突然，大力捉住小如對手，口震震咁話：「小如，

我臨死之前，我想同你認錯．．．．．．」

　　小如好溫柔咁拍拍大力隻手：「大力，唔駛講ｌａ，

瞓ｌａ．」

　　大力：「唔得，我死之前一定要同你講清楚！其實

．．．．．．我同過你細妹．同過你好朋友．好朋友個老友．仲

有你ａｒ媽瞓過！」

　　小如：「我一早就知ｌａ！如果唔係，我都唔會毒死　

你ｌａ！」

　　大力：「＠＃％＄＾＊＾！」

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