今朝唔知咩事lor...有一部lift壞左...等到果部lift果陣又層層停...
搞到我仆到咁返黎...返到黎feel到好興=.=...之後呀曹問左我一條問題...
佢話"係一個mama ge喪禮之後一個月,個呀妹就kill左個家姐...講返成件事點解係咁?"
我諗左好耐lor...一路排隊一路諗...撞左好多答案...估中左dd la...係為仔lor...
之後呀曹同我講..."係個呀媽ge喪禮上,呀妹見到一個boy,鍾意左佢,於是佢就kill左佢家姐,
黎搞多次喪禮,再見多佢一次..."...我聽完之後係o晒lor唔該...咁都得?!咩人黎ga?!
之後佢又同我講多個..."有一個小丑,佢俾把刀拮死左,又係講返成件事"...我又係度諗...
好好ga la我...諗到係玩飛刀拮住樣野...係個小丑個頭果隻...但係點解會死...
而話果個人掟得好準ge...我係度諗大風=.=...原來係"個小丑著左一對比平時練習高ge鞋"
我笑到傻左...又o晒lor...想點呀?!d ans係超級唔正路...但係又會合理ga lor...=.=...
bio...要調位lor...坐左半個月之ma...調咩位呀?!>.<...又係抽...我同秀秀坐...
前面係肥偉同陳俊彥...後面就呀曹同保樂...都幾好丫...霜同gigi都係附近ja...
但係呢個位...有少少不利wor...=.=...bio...講花...即刻諗起肥俊果朵花...
魷長仲話佢結果未?!咩事!!兩堂maths...派卷...唉...冇溫書真係冇溫書...咩事呀?!
呢個分...想點呀?!小息果陣又同呀曹係度估...秀,肥偉同保樂又玩埋一份......
呀秀話"有一個著住潛水衣ge人,係森林入面燒死左..."呢個我冇乜點估...因為果陣
霜sd緊d圖俾我...我最愛的hello kitty!!yeah!!呢個都ok易...佢地估左幾次就估到...
"森林大火,直昇機去果d湖到裝水,點知係果度游緊水果個都俾佢裝埋走,淋水落去果時佢就跌埋落去燒死左"
呢個係易d ge...係個人唔好彩ja...haha~之後肥偉又有一個..."有一對男女去south pole旅行...
個女ge失左蹤,個男ge返到黎食左一餐佢呀ma煮俾佢食ge企鵝肉之後就去左跳樓"......呢個估左幾次
就叫肥偉開估喇...其實係一個悲慘ge故事..."佢地兩個去旅行,點知佢地唔夠野食,個女仔就切左自己d肉
落黎,就同個男仔講話係企鵝肉,俾佢食,之後個女仔唔見左,個男仔返到黎,佢呀ma煮企鵝肉俾佢食,
個男仔食落先知呢d先係企鵝肉,佢知果d肉係女仔ge,就走左去跳樓!"...陰公lo.........
...呀曹又有一個..."有個男仔同個釣緊魚ge漁夫講完野之後就跳湖自殺"...佢話係因為一個幾年前
死左ge女仔wor...我地係咁估...肥偉,陳生同保樂3個仲話個漁夫釣左個女仔條屍上黎...
仲話佢背後面好似"精忠報國"咁刻左"我等左你好耐"...haha...笑到我丫!!原來個ans係...
"幾年前個女仔同男仔遊船河,點知隻船沉,個女仔d頭髮纏住個男仔隻腳,男仔以為係海草,so係咁掙扎,
幾年後佢見到個漁夫係度釣魚,就問佢'呢度唔係有海草ga咩?唔驚會被kick住咩?'個漁夫話'呢度從來
都冇水草ga wor,個男仔聽左之後,知道果d係女仔ge頭髮,就跳湖自殺!"=.=...兩堂chin...又做綜合......
拿拿淋作左佢算數!!!點知俾保樂話我變態=.=...咩事?!之後呀曹又有一個..."有個廳,廳門前個幾級樓梯,
再之前有個草地,之前又有個toilet,個廳有4個人,1個girl去左toilet,之後果3個人就聽到3種聲~
1:類似扯氣聲,2:ke ge ke ge,3:kock kock"...我地全部都諗左好耐lor...曹話toilet有個din佬...
我地就話個女仔係咪俾人姦呀果d...haha...叫呀曹開估...佢話講左一定食唔落野wor陣間...
so我地即刻諗到係d好核突ge野...但係就個個都唔岩=.=...lunch返到黎...我問左呀霜第一果個...
佢聽完ans都o晒!!!...我地又係咁估...點都估唔到...呀曹又唔肯開估...過埋reading time先開估...
"個toilet入面有個din佬,拎住把据,斬左個女仔ge手手腳腳,第1下聲就係個女仔用口咬住d草向前行,
第2下聲就係女仔用牙咬住d樓梯上去,第3下聲就係佢用個頭敲門..."我地聽完之後係o晒lor唔該...
肥偉仲要好唔gur咁話邊有可能咬住樓梯上去......o晒lor...超級的唔正路lor...=.=...
eng...做sba wor...睇ppt...我就係度sd message俾寧寧...冇計la...無聊丫ma...
寧寧又同台...kaka...咁就一堂...搭8要落去...聽咩音樂會...唔知咩事...學校咁得閒
整個咁ge音樂會俾我地聽lor...佢開始左冇耐我已經覺得有d眼訓lu~訓左.........
而家先知原來可以咁勁ga lor...好勁wor...實拎梗咁wor...=.=...
放學...頭頭諗住睇歌唱比賽...但係保樂話佢5點9先唱...o~...走lu~走果時見到肥俊
佢傾緊電話...我同gigi同霜係度叫佢"唔好傾電話呀肥俊!!"haha...之後發覺...咁熟ge?!
原來肥俊部電話同我果部一樣lor...係我果部紅色...佢果部黑色lor...咩事?!你跟我!!!
搞錯...做咩跟我買5300!!>.<...佢之後過馬路紅燈都照過...gigi叫我打去話...
"陳家俊!!唔准亂過馬路呀!!!"haha...佢即刻cut我線!!=.=...之後去左大元買choco食...
同呀霜慢慢hea返hm...講左manymany爆笑野lor...o嘴獸......少左條chromosome=.=
今日玩估野真係好好玩...雖然次次都估唔中...知道左個ans之後係笑到傻!!!咩事?! |