今日起身個陣,

                                              啊媽返大陸,啊爸就

                                              返工,啊爸比錢我同細佬

                                              食飯,自己買野返黎屋企煮

                                              煮完就食,點知發現D雞翼有

                                              DD血,跟住我話5好食LA,蒸過LA

                                              佢話不如叮仲好LA,我同佢講

                                              我未用過微波盧架!!

                                              佢話佢識叮WO,跟住用保鮮紙包

                                              住個碟雞翼放入微波盧叮5分鍾....

                                              我諗住入廚房洗碟既!!之後無LALA

                                              聽到D啪啪聲,我問佢點解個微波盧有

                                              聲既,佢話冇野架,跟住叮完之後,成張保

                                              鮮紙溶左=.=結果成碟野5洗食,我早就蒸架

                                              LA,佢仲話想要D汁黎撈飯WO,

                                              宜家5洗食LA, 真係嚇死人啊!!