話說,,,

我係呀媽張床到同佢傾緊交$d野,,,

點知我唔小心撞到牆,,,咁我就"呀~!"左一下la,,,(聲音係點,,,請你自行想像,,,總之就唔係好聽既聲音la=_=")

之後,,,呀媽同岩岩入左黎既細妹聽到,,,

就係咁笑我=_="

呀媽話我"呀~!"左3次,,,(我邊有呀!?\口/)

小b仲勁,,,話我"呀~!"左3下,,,變成一聲@@"

之後佢地仲要不斷係我面前"呀~!呀~!呀~!"tim,,,orz|||

之後我就打佢地la,,,(當然只係玩下咁打)

呀媽竟然話"你打呀你打呀!你打一次我就"呀"一次!"

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我同我細妹聽到都笑死左,,,

佢仲話"我今晚要練習呀!"

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頭先打緊blog時,,,佢行過我後面,,,

都"呀~!"左2聲=_="

鈿個個時,,,因為對"個方面"好奇,,,

所以,,,會聽電台"個方面"既節目,,,(不過宜家冇聽好耐lu~)

有次,,,我聽到"處女"呢個詞,,,

個時既我,,,仲未知呢個詞既意思,,,(我以為係星座既處女座=v=")

我就傻下傻下咁問我家姐,,,

我"家姐呀,,,咩係處女呀!?"

家姐就笑住咁話"我就係處女,,,你係唔係呀!?"

我答,,,"我係呀!@@"

個時既我,,,因為見家姐講係,,,所以我又跟住講係=v......

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話說,,,睇睇下電視時,,,見到樽"凡士林"(唔知中文係唔係咁寫,,,因為樽野冇寫中文名,,,)

無聊既我,,,拎上手睇,,,

發覺原來可以解決嘴唇爆拆@@

咁姐係話,,,

食得!?=口=!?

於是我問我家姐"原來凡士林食得架=口=,,,會係咩味架!?"

佢地都係答我-冇味

於是,,,我好想試下食=v="(某:你係唔係低能架=_="!?)

掙扎左好耐,,,終於,,,茶左上嘴唇la!

之後,,,就"lam&......

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話說,,,我細妹有隻羊公仔,,,

呢隻公仔,,,係呀媽有次夾公仔時夾到的,,,(我呀媽夾公仔好勁@@")

呢隻羊,,,叫"路咩",,,

點解會咁叫呢,,,係因為,,,

細妹"因為,,,牧場物語(NDS GAME)入面D羊,,,係"路咩~~~~~~~~~~"咁叫的~!"

呢個就係我細妹既答案~

呢隻羊,,,我真係對佢恨之入骨=_=

因為,,,因為,,,

佢成日係到強吻我=_=

當佢強吻我時,,,我當然會反抗la=_=......

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話說,,,有一日,,,呀媽,,,大家姐,,,細妹同我4個係房睇電視,,,

突然,,,我家姐同我細妹講"小b(我地係咁叫佢@@),,,你要做周秀娜呀~!"

點解會咁同我細妹講呢~

係因為,,,我細妹佢讀書麻麻(不過我覺得佢進步左@@),,,

而且2個家姐都覺得佢幾靚,,,

所以就話佢大個做model la~!

我聽到,,,就話"唔好la~!周秀娜成日都俾人串,,,好慘架,,,"

然後佢又話"咁呀,,,做......

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