點解佢要幫我呢...

今焦超黑仔,你知唔知啊...

今日個小巴士機痴左孖根啊...

+2啦,one啦,我啦同埋我家姐咪等車ge...

好啦...有ga車黎啦...咪+2同埋我家姐上先ge...

one諗住上個陣,佢無la la開車喎...

我以為佢想開前d姐,點知佢走埋...

靜低我同one,之後我家佢唔知做咩落車,

同我一齊...

我家姐同我講返話,佢同左個士機講話仲有人,

佢都冇理,家陣算點先,真係啊...

餃到我遲到,係唔係pet pet "恆"啊...

仲有啊...今日啊...個ocker唔知比邊個整估...

個扣鎖嗰度難左,開唔到,

真係啊...今日咩事啊...

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今日啊...個"豬鼻人"啊...好大聲咁鬧我啊...

之後我唔知點算wor...

李浚權佢就幫我,話豬鼻人咁大聱鬧我條女做咩啊...

咁講wor...佢唔驚比佢女朋友聽到咩...

(佢女朋友係我地班)

好yeah!聽日掉位...

太好啦...唔洗同豬鼻人坐...

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死人林凱玲...

死人林凱玲啊...

成日扮曬野,右唔知自己樣衰wor,

右以為自己好靚，

我呸...我呸...我呸呸呸...

黑人憎到死,都唔知點解會有呢種人ga...

我同人地講野佢右理,

我同人地玩佢右理...

好煩啊...

我上ART同個男仔留班生一齊坐啊MA,

上下上下堂右好鬼悶WOR...

咪同佢傾計LOR,傾到落堂,小息...

返到課室,個男仔問我借鏡...我右唔想借比佢喎...

我驚佢跌親我塊鏡仔,咪話"咩鏡啊"...

個死人林凱玲喺度以為塊鏡係佢咁話"哦...黑白豬嗰塊,比佢啊..."

咁同我講,我都唔想比,我咪話"你拎黎做咩啊..."

我格離嗰個男仔右衰多口話"拎鏡黎緊係用黎照GA啦..."

餃到我都唔知點算好...我咪望住個留班生LOR...

好彩...打鐘啦...哈哈...太好啦...

我咪即刻拾野去ART room LOR...

到左放學班主任堂,個男仔右問我借,我唔想借...

第二次好彩,就係班主任即時殺到...

個男仔咪話唔洗LOR...

個死人林凱玲右係咁踢我張chair話你唔借比佢你借比我啊...

我咪當聽唔到,唔理佢...

因為呢...上一次啊...我借左比佢,佢比嗰個男仔...

激死啦...塊鏡左唔係佢ge...

佢做咩多事姐...

仲有啊...我每次同d男仔講野,佢都好似唔中意...

特別係嗰個留班生啊...

唔通佢中意左嗰個留班生???

既然係咁...我就係要同個留班玩啊...

激死佢...哈哈...鬼叫佢咁黑人憎啊...

之前啊...佢中意ge嗰個人啊喺b班...

我右同佢玩過下...可能比佢見到,所以之前成日啤住曬...

嗯嗯...可能係咁...

好"激死她計劃"action...