反正今日星期日都無乜野做..學下智恒咁...
講下自己先啦..我係一個樣衰...又肥...又成日阻住人..煩到人...整嬲人...成績唔好既人...
之後到講下我d fd啦...
a蚊:f.1開始識...其實覺得佢好似幾小器咁...成鬼日啤住我...當我好似仇人咁...又無踩親佢條尾...
(迷之聲:可能你有..你都唔知姐..)
(我:maybe啦...)
ET豪:f.1開始識...之前同佢玩過一排...但係因為成日同佢出街佢都叫埋佢阿媽...so..無玩好耐-.-
(迷之聲:叫埋阿媽有罪既咩...)
(我:無嫁...不過多左個大人係到講少好多野之麻...)
joe:我既最好既一個fd....f.2識到宜家...算係我最fd既人...不過...佢好似背住我做緊一d野...算啦..
另外就係...佢係一個咩都好過我既人....佢宜家係單身..各位女仔你地有望喇~~
(迷之聲:吃醋丫~~)
(我:幾嫁....)
miss余:曉燕miss...唔記得幾時識...不過幾好玩...好好笑嫁~~
(迷之聲:你地點識嫁-.-)
(我:唔記得幾耐之前陪曉燕練古爭...咁咪識囉...)
m記:唔...f.1識到宜家囉....
(迷之聲:咁少野講既...)
(我:同佢唔熟呀麻...你想點姐...)
世乾:唔...一個唔錯既人...幾玩得...好似今年先識...
(迷之聲:.......)
(我:做咩比咁多點我...)
丫南:今年先識...坐係我前面..成鬼日蝦我既人\_/...家陣同敏一齊...見到佢兩個一齊個陣玩得好開心...
(迷之聲:羨慕呀...)
(我:係咪唔得先...)
丫蛙:今年先識..我地班既女班長...同佢玩又好笑..見住佢蝦丫南重好笑...堂堂都見到咁既情況..哈哈..
亦都係第一個話我似龍貓既人-.-
(迷之聲:見住你前面既人比人蝦都笑得落...)
(我:唔可以話算係蝦...只不過好似玩咁...不過好好笑囉...)
匡:f.1識到宜家...都重有聯絡...都重有一齊玩...都算係fd....呵呵~~~宜家佢同嵐一齊...又分又合..勁似曉燕...
(迷之聲:男仔似女仔!?)
(我:唔係呀...我係話又分又合呀...唉...)
卓博:今年先識...我地班既3分神射...係a班同我地挑機個陣..有份為我地班出場又win既人..
最重要係幫左我地唔洗交份報告住..
(迷之聲:神射手咁堅!!)
(我:係呀...佢超勁呀..)
安:唔知幾時識..又係無野講...
(迷之聲:你對佢無野講..我都無野講...)
(我:...)
嵐:f.1識到宜家...因為匡而識...今日先玩過下...之前差唔多好似唔識咁..不過傾下msn咁囉...宜家同匡一齊..
今年同我玩得最瘋癲既人...最鐘意小櫻-.-...but佢一時同羅白一齊..一時同匡一齊..都唔知佢想點...
(迷之聲:人地想點關你鬼事咩....)
(我:咁我岩岩諗到之麻...咁咪打落去囉...)
希媽:希希阿媽....
(迷之聲:人地阿媽電話你都有...勁...)
(我:咁個次希希打完比佢阿媽...咪順手入埋落去囉..)
平:好似今年識..因曉燕而識...女仔黎講算高...同曉燕同fd既人...
(迷之聲:乜真係得咁少野打咋咩....)
(我:唉..有好多野都廢事打啦...就好似佢之前同匡一齊咁...死...講左出黎tim~~對唔住呀...)
文:今年f.1既文樂....又係因曉燕而識...
(迷之聲:f.1既你都有...利害...)
(我:哈哈~~~)
猩猩:今年先識..無咩野好講...不過佢丫妹之前同浩一齊囉...
(迷之聲:講講下佢又講佢阿妹既..)
(我:咁我只係知呢件事之麻...)
智恒:一個成日話我踩親佢條尾既人...不過成日都幫到我...都幾好人...不過就食煙咁解姐...好彩佢唔會係我地面前食...
(迷之聲:點解咁多人食煙...你只係講佢一個...)
(我:係wo...咁我咪又踩親佢條尾....大穫....)
adam:今年先識...坐我後面成鬼日串我既人...聽講佢好似鐘意鈿林...
(迷之聲:你又黎啦...人地鐘意關你鬼事...)
(我:咁我只係知佢呢d野..唔打呢d..打咩呀..一陣又話我無野講呀..)
朱仔:f.2識...講起f.2...真係超正...同佢地班fd一齊玩..唔會悶..又開心...
(迷之聲:咁你想唔想返去個陣再玩過呀...)
(我:不知幾想...個陣又唔洗有野煩...又唔洗成日掛住d成績..個陣唔洗溫書都得既...雖然宜家都無溫書...)
林展:今年識...牛屎波fd一名...成日踢波...一身好肌肉...宜家同曉燕一齊...
(迷之聲:咩叫"牛屎波fd"呀..好多人唔明bo...)
(我:同牛屎踢波既朋友囉...咁蠢嫁..)
梓傑:唔知幾時識..自稱嵐個老豆...我覺得佢成日阻住我咁啦...不過佢應該無心既...
(迷之聲:明知人地無心都要打出黎...重有就係..佢點阻住你呀...嘿嘿)
(我:唔打就無野打嫁啦bo...點阻我呀...唔....阻住我傾計..成日捉走左我...)
森:好多人都唔据佢...又串...成日以為自己打交好勁咁...
(迷之聲:咁佢有冇打過你呀...)
(我:無bo...但佢成鬼日串...唔据佢姐...)
彤:f.2開始識...雖然係女仔...但同我地班男仔玩都玩得好開心嫁~~
(迷之聲:女仔同男仔玩得fd....咁咪好粗魯囉..)
(我:咁你就錯啦bo...雖然玩得fd...但都唔算粗魯..)
橋:今年先識...a-math之王...英文之王...成績勁過我多多聲..不過成日同黃狗個d玩埋一齊...有d變態..
(迷之聲:想好似人地咁....就比d心機讀書啦....)
(我:呢句咁似我由細聽到大..我阿媽成日同我講既野既...)
沐希:今年先識...之前同joe一齊...塊面好得意嫁...好好玩...佢係我個妹之一....
(迷之聲:下....塊面....好好玩!?)
(我:係呀..你無聽錯呀...真係好好玩..洗唔洗玩比你睇...嘿嘿..)
洛敏:唔...f.1個陣同班..但係好似唔識呢個人咁..今年先fd返...不過成日同佢傾傾下電話...都會傻左...講左d唔知咩出黎...
不過個陣我都會傻埋...哈哈...宜家佢同南一齊咁囉~~不過係某個角度望佢呢..會覺得佢有少少似貓~~
亦都係我地班fd入面既大美人~~呵呵
(迷之聲:下..美人似貓~?)
(我:係呀...試下留意下佢啦..重有最近上英文堂我同joe係咁玩佢...勁好玩wo)
浩:好似上年識...唔定得上年定前年...雖然人品唔好...但係可以話係情場殺手..殺盡大部份女士..哈哈...
(迷之聲:又吃醋....唉....)
(我:唔比咩...之前做個心理測驗都知我係一個成日吃醋既人嫁啦..)
烱:住我隔離...曉燕個親細妹..
(迷之聲:又咁少野講!!)
(我:同佢又唔係同一間學校...出街又少...)
燕:唔...識左佢十幾年...都算fd...掛....都算多人鐘意既...前後加加埋埋有幾個啦...
(迷之聲:唔....都算fd...要加個掛字既@@?)
(我:因為我同佢都唔知算唔算係fd...可能只係同學關係...姐係有野問咪搵佢..唔會無啦啦搵佢個d咁囉...)
玉怡:一個我f.2既妹...之前同趙龍行過...無幾耐就散左...宜家好似鐘意墳墓(俄羅斯鬼佬..哈哈)..
(迷之聲:中傷人地既夢中情人...咁無陰德嫁....)
(我:唉...個個都咁稱呼佢嫁啦...)
瓊瓊:個名超難打...字又細..都睇唔到岩唔岩...算啦...f.1識到宜家...f.1學校好似搭過佢膊頭...個陣唔知玩咩呀麻...
要搭人膊頭嫁...
(迷之聲:幾年前既野你都重記得...勁...)
(我:緊係啦...選擇性失憶麻...)
笙笙:細過我...但成日蝦我...
(迷之聲:你唔係呀麻...比個細過你既人蝦..)
(我:咁我呢d乖乖仔比人蝦唔會還手嫁麻...)
肥軒:嘩...猛人一名....掛....因浩而識...宜家好似無讀書啦..無耐無見過佢啦..
(迷之聲:好耐無見過佢咪約佢出黎見下面囉..)
(我:要時間許可先得嫁...)
*_芷棋~*:唔...今年先識...成績優良...人又好...成日幫人...同敏好fd...一個令我心動既人/_\...但結果係人都知...
我比佢拒絕啦...宜家我地緊係好朋友啦..呵呵...
(迷之聲:再見亦是朋友~~但佢係令你心動既人...無理由打得咁少野既...嘿嘿..)
(我:唔唔..我一直相信呢個道理~~廢事打咁多啦...)
蔣銘:今年識..又係一個成鬼日串我既人/_\...
(迷之聲:你都幾勁下...成日比人串..)
(我:我都唔知點解會咁...)
趙龍:f.2識..又係牛屎波友~~不過好好玩囉...好正囉...之前同玉怡拍過拖..宜家同我一樣單身~~
(迷之聲:咪好囉...又多一個同你一樣~~)
(我:緊係唔好啦...有邊個想自己既fd單身!!)
陳玉興:阿sir一名..成鬼日叫我做咩義工...不過上左黎中四就無咩點叫過我喇...
(迷之聲:阿sir手提你都有...咁你有冇打過比佢呀...)
(我:無bo...都唔知要黎做咩..)
駿成:唔...個樣勁似一隻馬....都幾串下...不過好似無咩男士風度...要一個女仔等佢咁耐...
(迷之聲:人地要一個女仔等關你鬼事...)
(我:咁個女仔係我個妹麻..)
p.s:今日係咁多先...要你地睇咁耐唔好意思呀~~
無聊一問:兩虎相爭...一定會有一傷...唔通真係唔好為左一棵樹而放棄成個森林??
講個故事比你地聽...自己即場作嫁~~
我..係一隻好弱既老虎..今日...我係森林到見到一隻靚兔...咁我有個fd...佢係一隻好強既老虎...但佢好似想同我爭隻兔..
我當然唔夠佢鬥..佢不但係一隻好強既老虎..而且頭腦比我聰明..佢不停用好多方法阻止我點隻兔...因為佢鐘意左隻兔..
唔好以為老虎唔可以鐘意兔...就好似人類都可以鐘意狗咁...之後..我個fd就不停咁用不同既招數黎對我...
我只有不停咁防守...因為我明知唔夠佢鬥...但我都無放棄過...繼續嘗試..係最後一次..我比我個fd打到得返半條人命...
其實由我地見到隻兔既個一刻...我諗我地唔再係朋友..雖然我重傻傻下咁當係..但佢重有冇當過我係呢/_\..
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