笑到我趴o係度呀!!!

首先係英文堂...

miss lau 攞左陸小姐個patrick cox 袋...

對話如下...

miss lau:' 我未揹過呢d袋呀!!!借俾我揹下啦!!'(當然係英文啦!!)

miss lau:' can i see the bag inside?'

陸小姐:(點頭)

miss lau: (打開個袋) 'e......ballon?'

岑生:' 咩係ballon呀?'

miss lau:(用d勁x既眼神望住佢) 'e.....chewing gum????'

miss lau:' does the boy ask you to bring this? change another one la!!'

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另一爆笑...

miss lau:(問岑生) 'have you ever stirred a girl successfully?'

岑生:' what is stirred?'

miss lau:' just answer never...'

岑生:' never!'

miss lau:' that's it! people say that boys that have never stirred a girl successfully will finally become a gay!'

miss lau:(再問徐生)' have you ever stirred a girl successfully?'

徐生:' yes!!'

miss lau:' who?? example??'

徐生:'it is a secret!!'

miss lau:'oh!secretively!!'

岑生:' just you think!!'

miss lau:(再問monitor)' have you ever........'

岑生:(問陳家達)' 究竟咩係stirred呀?'

陳家達:' 咪溝囉!'

岑生:(勁大聲)' 下? mud係溝咩?'

miss lau:' yes! this is the new term i create, usually for cooking!'

哈哈...笑死我了!!!

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仲有另一對話,,,節錄於中史,,,

miss ho:' 馬英九俾人既形象係十分之清廉嫁!!'

我:(同馬文煒)' 係呀!!我好中2佢嫁,,佢勁好呀!!'

馬文煒:' 因為佢係由3種動物組成...'

我一聽到,,,已經笑到死左....

馬==馬(horse)

英==鷹

九==狗

哈哈...跟住馬文煒仲要加...

' 我好細個o個時已經覺得呢個人個名好得意...'

' 嘩!原來佢一個人有10隻腳呀!!'

馬,,,有4隻腳...

鷹,,,有2隻腳...

狗,,,有4隻腳...所以加埋有10隻腳?

哈哈,,,,笑死了....

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lunch with malin,,,

去到豐盛撞到tiffany同秀秀...

食到勁飽...

番到學校,,,上了b11...

attend了我地班那個勁kai的come on hit me!!

哈哈,,,甘桔勁搞笑呀!!!

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總之一句講哂,,,

今日就係一個gag day,,,

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p.s1 食lunch時同佢地講起,,,

我daddy,,,2叔去旅行時d爆笑野...

2叔係咁讀menu...個waiter係咁落...

笑死了!!

p.s2 話說今日miss ng回來了!!

p.s3 話說今日去check u,,,,個head pre勁衰囉!!

p.s4 話說我細佬隻手星期6整斷了...今日要去照x光,,,番不了學

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話說上個星期上得南sir的課...

真的很正!!!

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