今日一早起身睇孤星淚,,因住就換好等出門口...

尋日阿哥好地地叫我伸直隻手,,點知佢〝塞雞無神〞(無啦啦)拍落黎...

痛死我啦,,我問佢做咩,,佢話串魚蛋喎...

神經病既,,搞到我而家左手手指尾都勁痛...

練琴果時一睇,,哇,,腫左...

老師問我咩事,,我同佢講左...

佢叫我不如唔好練,,我話唔緊要...

練完果時見到佢老公,,佢老公睇起上黎都幾後生架...

佢老公唔係中國人黎架,,老師叫佢老公同我拍......

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下個禮拜一就要返全日啦,,勁唔想帶書包囉...

我肯定我會好似以前咁,,悶到訓教...

好彩洪老師冇調我位咋,,我唔鐘意坐前面LO...

今年吳SIR教體育堂,,我唸應該會好好玩掛...

上體育堂練排隊果時d人好似遲左會死咁樣,,不停咁跑...

果死人李造峰勁大力踩我,,搞到我鞋帶都甩埋...

仲要話我做咩踩佢WO,,有冇搞錯呀...

明明就佢你整到我,,勁唔妥佢LO...

放學係地鐵見到兩個低能仔,,嘈死人........

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死啦,,今日唔記得左叫呀媽簽通告TIM...

咁只有我冒簽啦,,但係好似簽得唔係好似咁BO...

唉,,算啦算啦,,我都係當欠啦...

返到學校老師話唔駛當欠WO,,真係好彩啦...

點知個"通告天使"楊曉晴又話要寫手冊BO,,有冇搞錯呀...

佢又唔知自己寫得樣衰BO,,佢都真係傻傻地既...

我一路望住佢,,佢仲要寫得咁樣衰WO,,佢有冇自知之明架...

老師話日日必須量體溫W0,,我唔想LO...

因住佢話......

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今日特登整d陰落黎,,唔想被人知我戴耳環...

有d一早知我戴耳環既fd問我,,你做咩唔比人知喎,,都幾令呀...

其實係因為我釘耳洞果到得d閃石,,惟有釘閃石啦...

但係我又驚老師唔比戴閃石,,咪唔想比人知lo...

不過仲係比盧盧睇到,,真係勁...

算啦,,一個半個,,諒佢都唔會講出去架啦...

點知返到學校話要練習排隊wo,,我地幾大呀仲要練...

上到課室要調位,,調左阿董去我旁邊...

聽人講坐阿董......

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第一日返學...勁唔想起身囉...

見到個FD,,佢轉左個LOOK囉,,好無奈,,佢都係以前令D...

佢同我講話佢上次轉LOOK,,成班同學一齊'嘩'佢囉...

佢話驚D同學又'嘩'佢BO...

我轉LOOK果時,,佢不停笑我囉,,而加明白我既感受啦...

不過講真呀,,佢轉左個LOOK都好令呀,驚咩啫...

6A班係5樓,,好奈冇行樓梯,,仲要行咁奈...

唔行都好,,一行真係想死...

去到課室,,呀SIR......

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