從前有一個城鎮,,因為外形好似一隻馬既關係,,所以城鎮裡面既人都叫佢做‘馬仔’!依個城鎮好好好大,,裡面唔單只有城堡,,而且仲有好多好多啦!!咁我地當然唔小得有一間好勁既中學啦,,佢叫做‘保馬’,,可以去保馬到讀書既人都係有錢女/仔!!
千祈唔好睇有d人著到身光頸靚,,其實佢地唔乖嫁!!特別係1b班到既其中某幾個呀,,佢地唔計食煙啦,,發姣啦,,食毒品啦,,溝仔啦,,唔做功課啦,,間中去逃學啦,,經常破壞校規啦,,唔著校服返學啦,,考試科科肥佬啦,,打劫啦,,偷野啦,,同人唱反調啦,,成日話自己有幾叻啦,,懶著衫有品味啦,,懶靚啦(成日話自己如果去選馬姐一定會win晒其他人,,其實就比鎮上每一個女仔樣衰!),,懶唱歌好聽(成日話如果我去應徵做歌手,,大把經理人要,,其實就走晒音,,四兩金都好聽過佢!!)都係唔錯既女仔!!但係幣就幣在上面果d佢地都有,,班上冇一個人中意同佢地四個玩,,人人都叫佢地做‘四棵雜草’,,佢地分別係NANA,FAFA,CACA同GAGA!!聽個名覺得佢地百婆啦,,你話啦??佢地咁多人有咁多個A,,+埋都有成8個A呀,,但係考試衰到咩咁,,都係唔好提佢地喇,,一提就成個月唔洗食飯!!
班上仲有好多人,d女仔除左佢地4個,,個個女仔都係又乖又靚又成績好好既…d男仔都幾好既,,但係就樣衰左d囉!!其中一個叫做RARA,,佢係一個靚仔(‘四棵雜草’覺得!! )其實就冇一個人中意佢,,因為識佢既人都話佢係一個自戀狂,,只有‘四棵雜草’日日都光明正大咁睇仔,,都唔明佢有咩靚……只係知道佢個PAT PAT好大,,36吋都有喇,,仲大過女仔呀,,真係可以叫佢做‘大籮怪’呀~~
仲有一個成日好似自閉既女仔TATA,,佢都唔係好靚,,心地都唔係好好,,但最好既就係成績勁到爆,,年年都係考第一!!係佢身邊既朋友黎黎去去都係果一個,,佢就係WAWA喇,,佢就係一個都算靚既女仔,,所以唔係單身!!人人都叫佢做‘豬太’,,因為佢個老公仔係姓‘豬’既!!!WAWA有好多朋友,,好似:SASA,,HAHA,,XAXA,,BABA,,MAMA等等,,果D都係佢既FDFD!!但係佢都FD果個都係SASA,,因為佢又靚又叻,,次次都同TATA比成績,但次次都係TATA WIN!!SASA好天真,,成日俾‘四棵雜草’呃都唔知,,仲要信到十足十,,佢又唔中意好IN既打扮,,佢只係中意佢既粉紅色系既衫,,連鞋都係,,全身都係!!因為佢又中意粉紅色又中意屎,,所以好多人都叫佢做‘粉屎怪’,,嘩,,同‘大籮怪’真係天生一對呀~
講晒D同學又點可能唔講下個班主任呢?!好喇,,佢地個班主任就係人人都怕怕既MIZ PA喇,,留意個MIZ 丫唔該,,因為佢好惡死,,所以成40歲人都未嫁得出,,D男仔個個都係佢背後叫佢做‘老姑婆’!!(有D不良女孩都會咁叫既,,但係男仔居多……)有唔好既就會有好既,,
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