話說尋晚係床度睇書

睇完一野落床之時

眼尾見到腳邊有隻野極速閃左入門後面

根據叔叔係0.01秒之間既專業既判斷,里隻係一隻成年體既大強

自從上年知道左拍死小強既後果之後,叔叔唔敢貿貿然出動拖鞋

用強力膠紙又怕唔夠快

於是呼叫救兵

但是呀哥都係拎住隻拖鞋黎

佢同我一樣又係唔敢拍,驚會拍爛左隻大強

但係又無計可施,只好用對拖鞋唔知點樣撚隻大強

撚撚下撚到反左肚,咁就好辦

拎隻拖鞋壓住佢,再捉住佢對觸鬚,

扔入屎坑,88

話說自從上年暑假奮力對屋內小強進行種族清洗

同埋一隻壁虎入伙之後

都未見過有強強係家內出沒

里次仲要係隻完全體既大強

到底去年既係小強係屋企入面有另一個更隱閉既歡樂小天地,養到肥肥白白,今年先浦頭

定係隻大強係水管唔小心爬入黎呢?!

希望係後者啦

我唔想再好似上年咁,每次夜晚入廚櫃煮野食

都要步步為營

一步一驚心

如履薄冰咁

恐防有幾隻唔帶眼既衝出黎比我踩中

開櫃既時候往往又見到幾隻小強好似比我捉姦在床咁極速閃水

煮野食果時諗到d器皿比d強強污辱過,真係有d反胃

屋企已經多小昆虫,晚晚都咬撚到我死死下

再有小強我真係會癲

廳果部風扇不舉囉咩事

里個假諗唔到打咩機悶撚到抽筋囉咩事

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