What's wrong with the animals?
The bees bark, AH~!
The bulls bleat, AH~!
The cocks coo
and the horses howl! AH~!

What's wrong with the animals?
The swallows swim in the sea, oh no!
The whales climb on the wall, oh no!
The tigers  trumpet in the toilet
and the spiders squeak in the sky! Oh my goodness!