> [關於自己]
>
> 1.叫咩名:                                 莊家掛
> 2.幾多歲:                                 十四歲掛
> 3.住響咩區:                              油馬地果欄
> 4.鍾意人叫你既花名:                莊家or庄家掛
> 5.邊個幫你起:                          老豆起鬼知甘多
> 6.唔鍾意人叫你既花名:             莊雞or庄雞係同音
> 7.邊個幫你起:                          正是林毅華小婆婆囉
> 8.有冇上過咸網:                       有係正常男性都會上啦
> 9.好習慣:                                  做正常男性做的所有東西
> 10.壞習慣:                                時不時會無啦啦訓左去ZZ.................
>
> [關於現在]
>
> 11.做緊咩:                               正在時不時地無啦啦訓左去重要發開口夢打字
> 12.聽緊咩:                               彩雲國物語主題曲-平原綾香-萬物初始之風
> 13.講緊咩:                               訓左係到發開口夢甘講傻仔傻仔傻仔傻仔
> 14.食緊咩:                               食緊咩都唔知訓緊最多咪口水唔係就屎
> 15.現在既時間係:                     二零零九年六月二十日四時五十五分
> 16.今日幾多號:                        二零零九年六月二十日按上題所示
> 17.著緊咩色衫:                        我無啦啦訓左重鬼知自己著咩衫
> 18.依家係日頭定夜晚:              日頭定夜晚有咩所謂
> 19.同邊個傾緊MSN:                 MSN山左點傾呢
> 20.上緊咩網:                            夢境中上咸網
>
> [最愛的...]
>
> 21.小動作:                             流緊口水        
> 22.雜誌:                                一本雜誌
> 23.偶像:                                超人迪斯
> 24.歌手:                                平原綾香
> 25.政治人物:                         陳咩咩珍
> 26.SONG:                             明日場所
> 27.FOOD:                             自己隻手
> 28.DRINK:                             自己口水
> 29.劇集:                                 巾帼枭雄
> 30.電影:                                 春光乍洩
> 31.睡姿:                                 不良睡姿
> 32.國家:                                 中國香港
> 33.口頭禪:                              犯唔犯賤
> 34.袋:                                     銀色的袋
> 35.報紙:                                 免費報紙
> 36.牌子:                                 咩都得啦
> 37.生果:                                  APPLE
> 38.顏色:                                    銀色
> 39.WEATHER:                         秋天
> 40.GAME:                            命運守護夜
>
> [選擇題...]
>
> 41.側田 OR 周國賢:                          側田 
> 42.JANICE OR 王苑芝:                     ALL
> 43.楊千嬅 OR 容祖兒:                       ALL
> 44.黃偉文 OR 林夕:                          林夕
> 45.曾蔭權 OR 董建華:                      自己
> 46.聖誕假 OR 暑假:                          暑假
> 47.寫信 OR EMAIL:                         EMAIL
> 48.地鐵 OR 小巴:                             地鐵
> 49.PUMA OR ADIDAS:                     ALL
> 50.古巨基 OR 陳奕迅:                    古巨基
> 51.百佳 OR 惠康:                            惠康
> 52.7-11 OR O.K.:                            7-11
> 53.WATSONS OR 萬寧:                  萬寧
> 54.奶茶 OR 咖啡:                             奶茶
> 55.菠蘿包 OR 雞尾包:                      唔要
>
> [LOVE...]
>
> 56.初戀發生左未:                                    我好純真的  緊係無       
> 57.拍過幾多次拖:                                    聖經講七十個七次
> 58.你最鐘意邊個,依家大嗌出黎:              姓林的一位人類
> 59.你係咪一個好既LOVER:                          唔明
> 60.拍拖會唔會諗定節目先:                         唔知呢
> 61.鐘意行街拍拖定響屋企拍拖:                   隨便
> 62.想要一個點既情人:                             自己  鐘意                
> 63.想幾多歲結婚:                                    三  歲 定80
> 64.西式婚禮定係中式婚宴:                         日式型D
> 65.隆重既婚禮定係簡單低調:                    隨便
>
> [SCHOOL LIFE...]
>
> 66.學校多唔多Friend:                               唔知
> 67.最鐘意邊個老師:                                歐陽國權
> 68.最憎邊個老師:                                  姓鄭條淫西
> 69.最鐘意既科目:                                       無
> 70.最憎既科目:                                         英文
>
> [FRIENDS...]
>
> 71.最唔想認係朋友:                                    自己
> 72.最豐滿:                                             大囉人如其名
> 73.最KAI:                                             KAI明人如共名
> 74.最肥:                                                       無
> 75.最狼死:                                                   色魔
> 76.最9唔搭8:                                               自己掛
> 77.最猥瑣:                                                    色魔
> 78.最叻女:                                                    ABC君掛--
> 79.最叻仔:                                                華仔
> 80.最低能:                                                    華仔
> 81.最搞笑:                                                       華仔
> 82.最白痴:                                                          華仔
> 83.最可愛:                                                              華仔
> 84.最天真:                                                     狄 狄 仔
> 85.最多朋友:                                               華仔
> 86.最吹水唔抹嘴:                                           華仔
> 87.最鍾意搞GAG:                                             華仔
> 88.最多野講:                                                         華仔
> 89.最型:                                                             華仔
> 90.最索:                                                       華仔
> 91.最老土:                                                         無掛
> 92.最串嘴:                                                       色魔
> 93.最淫賤:                                                色魔
> 94.最ON9,,點解:                                             無無無無
> 95.最多野傾(男):                                        華仔,色魔,膠中,狄行,雞腸.....................
> 96.最多野傾(女):                                     無...................................
> 97.最Friend(男):                                          XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
> 98.最Friend(女):                         XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
> 99.最似大姐/大佬:                                XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
> 100.最耐既朋友,識左幾耐:                       個個差唔多都1年多D