★熱身運動
[01] ×做咩要做依個1oo問? 比人點名-3-
[02] ×係邊度拎咖?佢qz=)`
[03] ×做過1oo問未? 做過'
[04] ×甘多問題您係咪答得晒咖? 係掛-_-

★您會.......
[05] ×嘩.您答埋依條電腦會輕機! 我部電腦好健康-[]-
[06] ×您間學校有人染左豬仔病!  咁又點
[07] ×您考試平均分與實分數高左10分!喔`
[08] ×您部新買既手機跌左落水! 汁翻佢
[09] ×行行下眼鏡跌左!  唔帶眼鏡
[10] ×您銀包多左1舊水! 用晒佢
[11] ×5分鐘後會地震! 會先算喇/_\
[12] ×飲水哽親! 唔會囉
[13] ×住邊區? 荃灣,
[14] ×同隔離鄰舍熟吾熟? 熟.
[15] ×住幾樓?關你咩事丫
[16] ×有幾多個廁所? 1.
[17] ×係吾係高清電視? nO
[18] ×電視有無J2台丫?  唔係高清,,點有
[19] ×雪櫃係1層定兩層定3層? 3層

★經驗...... ^_____^`
[20] ×有無試過上堂電話響? 有-__-
[21] ×有無同異性k1ss過? 冇
[22] ×有無去廁所無廁紙?  冇
[23] ×有無俾父母打過屎忽? 冇
[24] ×有無剪過冬菇頭? 冇
[25] ×有無俾人排斥過? 冇
[26] ×有無飲過酒? 有
[27] ×有無偷過野? 冇
[28] ×有無去過網吧? 有
[29] ×有無俾人偷偷地除您條褲/裙? 有
[30] ×有無俾人爆過任何AC? 冇

★朋友...
[31] ×最Cheap? 唔知`
[32] ×最低b? 阿B`
[33] ×最cooL?冇啵`
[34] ×最為食? 唔知`
[35] ×最中意發脾氣?糖`
[36] ×最自大? 冇
[37] ×最擦鞋? '唔知
[38] ×最中意挽人? 冇/__\
[39] ×最長頭髮? .唔知
[40] ×最煩? 冇`
[50] ×最潮? 唔知
[51] ×打字最快? 吾清楚
[52] ×行路最慢? 冇喎`
[53] ×成績最屈機? 冇`
[54] ×最中意唱K? 好多丫`
[55] ×最中意食sushi? 我`
[56] ×個名最好聽? 個個都好好聽`
[57] ×個袋最靚?唔知`
[58] ×電話號碼最好記? 唔記電話`
[59] ×屋K最好挽? 一個都冇
[60] ×髮型最靚?唔知`

★學校...
[61] ×校規嚴吾嚴? 超嚴-__-
[62] ×俾吾俾帶電話? 比`
[63] ×俾吾俾放頭髮? 唔比.
[64] ×俾吾俾係樓層食野?唔比.
[65] ×可吾可以係課室食Lunch? 可以`
[66] ×贊吾贊成小食部減價? 贊成`

★囍歡...
[67] ×銀包咩款?好多`

[68] ×袋咩款?唔知`

[69] ×鞋咩款? 岩我就得
[70] ×眼鏡咩款?岩我就得
[71] ×手機咩款? sE
[72] ×衫咩款? -_-
[73] ×咩飲品? 萍果綠茶
[74] ×咩SUSHI? 花之戀
[75] ×伴侶類型? 對我同屋企人好
[76] ×朋友性格? 玩得

★大膽...
[77] ×用條利睇下舔吾舔到手肘? 無聊-口-
[78] ×入閘個時企係閘口睇下會吾會夾住您 ?你會??
[79] ×同您啊媽唱"我的心里只有您沒有他" -0-
[80] ×用鎖匙扣個圈扣住隻腳扯公?-3-
[81] ×打去m記問佢係咪KFC? -3 -
          [82] ×用個釘書機釘下自已d頭髮 ?采你都傻`                                        [83] ×禁Alt+F4 *  當我白痴-.-?
[84] ×承上題.您吾係真係禁下化; 我先冇
[85] ×用絲襪裝奶茶-v- ; 飲得人? -,-

★夢想... v____v`
[86] ×殺死邊個老師?高xx同李xx

[87] ×挽死邊個同學? 冇
[88] ×想邊個同您講我愛您?唔知`
[89] ×想搭咩車減價 ? 乜車都要
[90] ×同邊個明星訓教? -,-
[91] ×想知邊個中意邊個 ? -,-
[92] ×依1刻想得到d咩? 好多喎

★表情 ....
{即如果以下情境發生.您會有咩表情?
[93] ×叮噹同大雄打交 ? 無奈
[94] ×海公同迪尼合併 ?-口-
95] ×您好朋友搶左您條仔/女 ?喊
[96] ×去廁所無廁所水 ?無奈
[97] ×您最中意既明星係您隔離住 ? 笑*
[98] ×地下有1000蚊? 笑
[99] ×依個100問作得好吾好 ? - -
[100] ×想吾想作者再作過 ? 唔洗

今次唔點名喇-__-想做就去做喇`