唔知我有冇同大家講過一句我既名言:老師真係......好X呀
(我應承左中學既某某唔可以係blog度打粗口-_-)
真係= =好想打死我個普通話老師......我因為要搵個sport老師——虎sir佢~搞到攞唔到書.......我以為係去錄個自我介紹la~唔洗用書........我xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx(岩岩好18個字既粗口)
佢~佢同我地玩test= =都唔緊la~唔洗用書都得.....
跟著test完仲有7分鐘la(我睇左手機)佢都要講書wo.....佢又問:邊個冇bring書(梗係用普通話la~不過我費是煩la)
咁我咪話我冇lor~佢話要記名wo........我已經心諗:7分鐘都要記?!都冇計la~跟住佢仲要pk到唔講書= =shi_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
佢走前我去問佢~miss~幾分鐘姐~可唔可以唔記ar?佢就x咁大聱答我:一分鐘都要ar!!!!!!!!!!!!我諗識我既都知我把聱唔係弱架la~果時我同佢距離好近~我就用大佢n倍既聲講:哦!!!!
咁lor~
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但係呢間學校又唔係全部老師都咁x既......我學校個sport老師——虎sir~我係上面都有講la~好好人既~佢好似神出鬼沒咁~想搵佢都搵唔到~(謎之聲:你都冇講搵佢做咩~"~)
係wo~我都未講.......e+講lor~~~
我e+打開籃球~我家姐果個好唔得~又細又輕之餘~最死既就係.....佢係膠波= =我就問虎sir幫一幫我買la~佢好爽快咁應承左wo~跟住尋日佢同我講左係85蚊(佢話夠我打wo~)個~今日我想比$$佢la,搵極都搵唔到........熟佢既都會打比佢搵佢(註:佢係訓導主任....不過好玩得~成個唔衰既x仔咁)~我係break搵到佢la~~比左錢佢~你問一句:你搵左我好耐ar?.............
咁放學果時見到佢係排球場度~我就去問佢攞電話la~我get部手機出來(校規係唔可以係學校開手機架)入佢個電話NO. la~我遮住唔比係樓上8既人見到報我串同唔好咁揚la~虎sir佢一個虎面轉身幫我遮住~wakaka(講多次:佢係訓導主任....)
我咁耐冇寫~今日都寫左好多la~我呀ma要我瞓la~8
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