"今日好攪笑我上第2個msn有個男仔add我覺得奇怪嫁啦"

"我都吾知几時有我契妹條仔msn既"

"好攪笑lo,佢add我就話我係你呀妹老弓呀"

"跟住諗緊邊個呀妹呀,大佬呀我有4個契妹囉"

"諗緊邊個呀妹條仔個時諗到就黎呀ray啦"

"因為係我醒目姐,之後佢用佢條仔msn同我傾啦"

"傾傾下叫我陪佢出大陸,多數d女仔fd叫我陪佢出大陸都係買野嫁啦"

"冇計啦,我呀妹條仔要返工,咁我未要陪我呀妹囉,傾左陣,之後我呀妹話要走啦,個時佢係條仔屋企玩msn嫁"

"係msn到話一陣打比我,格左一陣我呀妹就打黎啦,話佢係條仔屋企個頭交收"

"之後就話送條仔去搭員工車啦,等佢條仔上車之後錫左我呀妹1啖,我呀妹仲話吾捨得佢"

"之後行返屋企既時候呀妹就打黎啦,係咁問我行得出門口未"

"我話就黎出得啦,去平時巴士站等我呀妹一齊搭3號巴士出大陸行街"

"去到地下商場,睇寵物,愈睇愈得2,見屋企裝修先吾買住咋,睇左陣"

"陪呀妹買手袋,佢本來吾捨得買180蚊既袋,我出30蚊佢先捨得買"

"買完啦,睇左陣靴,超平wo,諗住買但係自己未出糧買吾到住"

"睇左陣之後去左食野,叫左d野食全部都咁多油點叫人食呀,大佬"

"服務有吾好,好想吊柒既侍應嫁啦,慧好比面佢咋"

"食完諗住陪呀妹拔頭髮嫁,點知關曬門,走左去睇靴,睇睇下呀妹買左對"

"之後返澳門啦,好才趕得到咋"